Wondering if anyone else has had people on their boat, that after the "experience" you had, you will never have them back on again.
I DJ on Fridays, and we took a bartender down with us to the lake on saturday while we went out with friends.
So she was going to meet us down there, and we would meet up with her since she has friends on the lake down there but then she ends up riding with us down there, which is cool because she lives about 20 mins from my house and the lake is 2 hours away.
So she comes over, and Talks NON-STOP the whole ride to the lake. I would turn the music up and then she would talk louder...
So lets fast forward 2 hours....
We get to the lake and meet the group of people we were going out on the boat with, get the boat all ready and we load up. We cruise out to our swim spot, drop anchor. We all grab some noodles and hop in the water. Well "Erin" had brought one of those big inflatable kickballs from the grocery store. So she throws it out in the water and then grabs the noodle to jump in.
Well in the course of 5 seconds the water has pulled the ball a good 30 feet from the boat. So she jumps in and starts swimming after it. Eventually she is about a good 100-150 yards from the boat and Im yelling at her to come back, we will go and get the stupid ball with the boat. so she starts to swim back and a guy on a jetski comes over to grab the ball for her. Well "Erin" starts yelling at him "thats my ball, dont take it" well the nice guy on the jetski was like "F* you" and throws it the other way... so now this damn ball is on the other side of the cove and a kid who is playing on the shore picks it up and takes it.
So she swims back over and hangs out... still talking non-stop. At this point, im regretting ever asking her to come out with us, b/c the group of people who met us at the marina are a real fun group to hang out with.
So while we are still that the swim spot, she is constantly asking it we want to go to her friends house on the water and cook out and play games and such. Im like dude, its 100+ outside, the LAST thing i want to do it cook out on a grill or play games off the water.
So for the next 45 minutes, I get asked over and over if we want to go there, or meet up with them or this or that.... I mean I go to the lake, without plans. If we get hungry we go to the lake bar, if we feel like swimming we swim, I don't want plans that in a hour we are going here and then 2 hours we are doing this.
Well the group we are with are getting annoyed (BTW our group is riding with us as well on the boat)
So finally I'm like ok, imma drop you off at the dock of your friends house, you all can do whatever it is you want to do in this 100+ temp, and we will come get you later.
So we drop her off at the dock. At this point, im getting pretty irritated, and im wishing I never brought her, but shes off my boat. and its someone elses turn to watch her.
So we get up to this dock and she gets off, and we start to pull away and she starts yelling "My redbull is in the cooler" so being more pissed now I take her redbull and chuck it to the shore. As her friend she is with now on the dock thinks it be cute to push her into the water (Cellphone in pocket).
Now the "Oh thank god she is gone" is coming from everyone on board. So we all cruise over to the bar & grill on the lake. We sit down and order food and drinks. At this point im still pissed/embarrassed. But everyone else is having a good time so I start to loosen up and relax again.
45-60 min go by and we are all laughing having a good time. Im starting to finally unwind and relax....and then "Erin" and her friends show up.
They come over, Erin just helps herself to my steamed shrimp. and our party of 5 has turned into a party of 8. She then tells us how she got off work for the night and we all should stay the night at her friends house. And we are all like no, we didn't bring anything for overnight and use every excuse in the book. And again for the next 30 mins she keeps trying to get us to stay the night. Im like look, you are more than welcome to keep your car at my house and you can stay the night if you want to soo bad, and come get your car tmw. but Im not staying nor is my g/f wanting to either.
So she decides she is going to stay at her friends house, but her bag and stuff is in our SUV at the marina. So I'm thinking great, here is my golden opportunity for me to get rid of her for good today. I'm thinking that all i have to do is run her to the marina via boat, she can get all her ****. The group we are with can run to the store in their car and grab sunscreen, water, ect. and by the time they get back i would have ran her back to her friends house and finally get that cancer away from me.
Sounds like a plan right?
So we pay our tab. and walk down the steps to go to the dock to get in our boat. well "Erin" is no where to be found. Well come to find out "Erin" went to the RR and found some girl who drank to much puking her *** off. So she wants to stay and help this chick. At this point I'm about to lose it. Im telling her, leave her, let her table know that she is sick and its their problem. I dont need any other problems to deal with.
So Erin finally come down to the dock and start realizing that the dock is hot and she didn't have had her shoes on and is jumping around and then leans on someone else's boat and falls right back into the boat. Cigarette in hand along with some drink (That i don't know where she got). So now she is laying in someone else's pontoon yelling im stuck, help me. So my girlfriend who has had enough of her now, grabs her cigarette puts it out, and takes her drink and literally drags her out of this other persons boat.
We get her into our boat, and put her in the back, told her she is to sit here, not to say a damn word, not to move. NOTHING! Now im pissed. because we go to this play EVERY weekend. Everyone knows us, and its embarrassing.
So the whole ride back to the marina she is asking us to stay over and hang out with them. And not to be mad at her b/c she fell.
So we got back to the marina and tied up the boat. Our friends were going to run out to the store and "Erin" was going up to our car to get her stuff. We got her back on the boat so now its just my g/f, "Erin" and myself on the boat the plan was to ride out on the lake and drop her off at her friend's house. We get about half way there and all the sudden I look down at my gauges and now of them are working and all of them were maxed out and I'm thinking something is wrong.
It being 100+ outside I'm not sure if we were over heating or not, but figured it would be safe just to turn the boat off and figure things out. So we are just drifting in the middle of the lake, I open up the lid to the motor to try and cool the motor off. I went to my fuse box to see if anything in there was messed up. At that point I couldn't see anything wrong.
This nice guy stopped by on a boat and asked if we were okay and needed a tow back to the marina. So we have this guy tow us back figuring it would be better to be back on land then drifting in the middle of the lake. The entire ride back "Erin" is sitting in the front of the boat putting make-up and complaining about everything and asking every second what is wrong with the boat and what are we doing. We don't know what's wrong but we want to get back to the marina and try and re-group. During the ride she is sitting on the bow, and a wake hits us and she falls on the floor, and just lays there telling us she is ok. spilling her drink all over the place.
We get towed back and our friends are on the dock and try and come out and help us get tied up. The entire time we are trying to get our boat tied up and "Erin" is calling over to the boat that just towed us in and yelling at them wait wait can you give me a lift up the lake to my friends house. At this point we start yelling at her like don't even ask that of them its not good enough they just towed us back into the marina.
We get tied up and now "erin" is looking for her carkeys b/c they are missing. As she is looking for her car keys, she comes to the realization that she needs to use the restroom.....
.....To be continued.
I DJ on Fridays, and we took a bartender down with us to the lake on saturday while we went out with friends.
So she was going to meet us down there, and we would meet up with her since she has friends on the lake down there but then she ends up riding with us down there, which is cool because she lives about 20 mins from my house and the lake is 2 hours away.
So she comes over, and Talks NON-STOP the whole ride to the lake. I would turn the music up and then she would talk louder...
So lets fast forward 2 hours....
We get to the lake and meet the group of people we were going out on the boat with, get the boat all ready and we load up. We cruise out to our swim spot, drop anchor. We all grab some noodles and hop in the water. Well "Erin" had brought one of those big inflatable kickballs from the grocery store. So she throws it out in the water and then grabs the noodle to jump in.
Well in the course of 5 seconds the water has pulled the ball a good 30 feet from the boat. So she jumps in and starts swimming after it. Eventually she is about a good 100-150 yards from the boat and Im yelling at her to come back, we will go and get the stupid ball with the boat. so she starts to swim back and a guy on a jetski comes over to grab the ball for her. Well "Erin" starts yelling at him "thats my ball, dont take it" well the nice guy on the jetski was like "F* you" and throws it the other way... so now this damn ball is on the other side of the cove and a kid who is playing on the shore picks it up and takes it.
So she swims back over and hangs out... still talking non-stop. At this point, im regretting ever asking her to come out with us, b/c the group of people who met us at the marina are a real fun group to hang out with.
So while we are still that the swim spot, she is constantly asking it we want to go to her friends house on the water and cook out and play games and such. Im like dude, its 100+ outside, the LAST thing i want to do it cook out on a grill or play games off the water.
So for the next 45 minutes, I get asked over and over if we want to go there, or meet up with them or this or that.... I mean I go to the lake, without plans. If we get hungry we go to the lake bar, if we feel like swimming we swim, I don't want plans that in a hour we are going here and then 2 hours we are doing this.
Well the group we are with are getting annoyed (BTW our group is riding with us as well on the boat)
So finally I'm like ok, imma drop you off at the dock of your friends house, you all can do whatever it is you want to do in this 100+ temp, and we will come get you later.
So we drop her off at the dock. At this point, im getting pretty irritated, and im wishing I never brought her, but shes off my boat. and its someone elses turn to watch her.
So we get up to this dock and she gets off, and we start to pull away and she starts yelling "My redbull is in the cooler" so being more pissed now I take her redbull and chuck it to the shore. As her friend she is with now on the dock thinks it be cute to push her into the water (Cellphone in pocket).
Now the "Oh thank god she is gone" is coming from everyone on board. So we all cruise over to the bar & grill on the lake. We sit down and order food and drinks. At this point im still pissed/embarrassed. But everyone else is having a good time so I start to loosen up and relax again.
45-60 min go by and we are all laughing having a good time. Im starting to finally unwind and relax....and then "Erin" and her friends show up.
They come over, Erin just helps herself to my steamed shrimp. and our party of 5 has turned into a party of 8. She then tells us how she got off work for the night and we all should stay the night at her friends house. And we are all like no, we didn't bring anything for overnight and use every excuse in the book. And again for the next 30 mins she keeps trying to get us to stay the night. Im like look, you are more than welcome to keep your car at my house and you can stay the night if you want to soo bad, and come get your car tmw. but Im not staying nor is my g/f wanting to either.
So she decides she is going to stay at her friends house, but her bag and stuff is in our SUV at the marina. So I'm thinking great, here is my golden opportunity for me to get rid of her for good today. I'm thinking that all i have to do is run her to the marina via boat, she can get all her ****. The group we are with can run to the store in their car and grab sunscreen, water, ect. and by the time they get back i would have ran her back to her friends house and finally get that cancer away from me.
Sounds like a plan right?
So we pay our tab. and walk down the steps to go to the dock to get in our boat. well "Erin" is no where to be found. Well come to find out "Erin" went to the RR and found some girl who drank to much puking her *** off. So she wants to stay and help this chick. At this point I'm about to lose it. Im telling her, leave her, let her table know that she is sick and its their problem. I dont need any other problems to deal with.
So Erin finally come down to the dock and start realizing that the dock is hot and she didn't have had her shoes on and is jumping around and then leans on someone else's boat and falls right back into the boat. Cigarette in hand along with some drink (That i don't know where she got). So now she is laying in someone else's pontoon yelling im stuck, help me. So my girlfriend who has had enough of her now, grabs her cigarette puts it out, and takes her drink and literally drags her out of this other persons boat.
We get her into our boat, and put her in the back, told her she is to sit here, not to say a damn word, not to move. NOTHING! Now im pissed. because we go to this play EVERY weekend. Everyone knows us, and its embarrassing.
So the whole ride back to the marina she is asking us to stay over and hang out with them. And not to be mad at her b/c she fell.
So we got back to the marina and tied up the boat. Our friends were going to run out to the store and "Erin" was going up to our car to get her stuff. We got her back on the boat so now its just my g/f, "Erin" and myself on the boat the plan was to ride out on the lake and drop her off at her friend's house. We get about half way there and all the sudden I look down at my gauges and now of them are working and all of them were maxed out and I'm thinking something is wrong.
It being 100+ outside I'm not sure if we were over heating or not, but figured it would be safe just to turn the boat off and figure things out. So we are just drifting in the middle of the lake, I open up the lid to the motor to try and cool the motor off. I went to my fuse box to see if anything in there was messed up. At that point I couldn't see anything wrong.
This nice guy stopped by on a boat and asked if we were okay and needed a tow back to the marina. So we have this guy tow us back figuring it would be better to be back on land then drifting in the middle of the lake. The entire ride back "Erin" is sitting in the front of the boat putting make-up and complaining about everything and asking every second what is wrong with the boat and what are we doing. We don't know what's wrong but we want to get back to the marina and try and re-group. During the ride she is sitting on the bow, and a wake hits us and she falls on the floor, and just lays there telling us she is ok. spilling her drink all over the place.
We get towed back and our friends are on the dock and try and come out and help us get tied up. The entire time we are trying to get our boat tied up and "Erin" is calling over to the boat that just towed us in and yelling at them wait wait can you give me a lift up the lake to my friends house. At this point we start yelling at her like don't even ask that of them its not good enough they just towed us back into the marina.
We get tied up and now "erin" is looking for her carkeys b/c they are missing. As she is looking for her car keys, she comes to the realization that she needs to use the restroom.....
.....To be continued.
. I got tired from reading all that. 
