LOL ... no, you're not! That's funny.
But I do like the convertible. Never owned one before.
I looked at a Tbird, but opted out. My FIL has a whole stable of stuff that we play with: '49 Dodge Wayfairer, '53 Ford Custom, '60 Edsel Ranger, '63 Comet Convertible, '64 Mustang Convertible ...