Search results

  1. LadyFish

    Home Sweet Home

    One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.<br /><br />The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but...
  2. LadyFish

    Never tick off a nurse

    Never tick off a nurse A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.<br /><br />The head nurse was the only one who...
  3. LadyFish

    Beer

    ”Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize...
  4. LadyFish

    “God Speaks” billboards

    Here’s a list of all variations of the “God Speaks” billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.<br /><br />Let’s meet at my house Sunday before the game.<br />-God<br /><br />C’mon over and bring the kids.<br...
  5. LadyFish

    Raging River

    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came<br />upon a large, raging<br />violent river.<br /><br />Needing to get on the other side, the first man<br />prayed, "God, please give me<br />the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him<br />big arms and strong legs<br />and he...
  6. LadyFish

    Hillary and Arnold

    Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.<br /><br />She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said; "If you were my husband I would poison your drink."<br /><br />Scwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "And if you...
  7. LadyFish

    Spider Bites

    I was trimming the suckers off my lemon tree yesterday and got bit by something. I couldn't find what it was and it didn't look too bad at first but burned horribly. My whole arm from my wrist to my shoulder hurt and the area just below my elbow started out with just a bunch of little tiny...
  8. LadyFish

    My First Slot Red of the Year

    Me and the Mr. went out about 4 yesterday to fish West Galveston Bay as we usually do on the weekend. With all the rain we've had recently the saline content has been a little off so we didn't really expect to catch much.<br /><br />We set up a nice drift, it was a beautiful late afternoon. Mr...
  9. LadyFish

    Weekly Q&A 7/5-7/11

    1. Who will you vote for in this election?<br />2. What's your favorite news source?<br />3. What's your favorite website, besides iboats?<br />4. Have you ever used road rage to “get your point across”?<br />5. What is the absolute dumbest thing you've ever seen? <br />6. What is the absolute...
  10. LadyFish

    Camping Recipes

    What’s your favorite camping recipe? <br /><br />If you don’t camp then what's your favorite outdoor recipe?
  11. LadyFish

    Holiday Weekend on the Water

    Living on an island the tourists come in droves on a holiday weekend. Yesterday there were an extra 120,000 people here and another 100,000 are expected today. For some reason the ones on the water have no regard for safety.<br /><br />We went to an area on the bay call the "Crash Boat Basin" to...
  12. LadyFish

    How was your 4th of July Holiday?

    How was your 4th of July Holiday? We went to a backyard bbq with live music, hot dogs, sparklers and fireworks and had a great time on Saturday. Watching the little ones dance was histerical. Best of all was our drummer was a 24 year old soldier on a two week leave from Kuwait. He's been gone...
  13. LadyFish

    Baseball Fans

    Houston will host the 75th All Star Game July 13th.<br /><br />List of Players
  14. LadyFish

    FIREWORKS TIED TO 8,800 INJURIES

    This post is not spam. It's an important message to iboats members that I hope they take seriously.<br /><br />FIREWORKS TIED TO 8,800 INJURIES<br /><br />HELP PREVENT VISION LOSS BY PLAYING IT SAFE ON THE FOURTH<br /><br />Galveston, Texas – There is only one thing certain about fireworks –...
  15. LadyFish

    Predi-gator

    Meet a real Deer Hunter!<br /><br />Nice photos taken by a Texas Forest Service guy on an assignment at the Cape Romain National Wildlife Refuge in South Carolina. Looks to be about a<br />12 footer. Taken from a helicopter.<br /> <br />
  16. LadyFish

    The Silent Treatment

    Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each<br />other the "silent treatment." Then Mike realized that he would need his<br />wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to<br />go fishing. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence...
  17. LadyFish

    A little Floridian Humor

    Four guys are driving cross-country, each from a different state:<br /> Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York.<br /><br /> Shortly after the trip begins, the man from Idaho starts pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out the window.<br /><br /> "What are you...
  18. LadyFish

    Weekly Q&A 6/27-7/4

    This week's questions:<br /><br />1. What is your favorite Mel Brooks movie?<br />2. What is your favorite Tom Cruise movie?<br />3. How will you celebrate Independence Day?<br />4. What is your best Fourth of July memory?<br />5. Do you shoot off firecrackers?<br />6. Does your town hold a...
  19. LadyFish

    Dear Tide

    Dear Tide:<br /><br />I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I have used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.<br /><br />Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better!<br /><br />In fact, about a month ago I...
  20. LadyFish

    A soldier's trip home

    This is from a friend of ours. It really warms my heart.<br /><br />He made it home today. The Army booked him and six of his comrade in arms on a flight on American Airlines. American Airlines called up all their first class passengers and got some to agree to move back to another flight or...
Top