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  1. LadyFish

    Why God Created Children

    To those of us who have children in our lives, whether<br />they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or<br />students...here is something to make you chuckle.<br /><br />Whenever your children are out of control, you can<br />take comfort from the thought that even God's<br...
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    Marine Binoculars

    We've been looking for a real good set of binocs for the boat. After a little research, I am totally confused. Its worse than trying to buy a camera. Been looking at some 7x50's and the price ranges from $159 to $500 and I can't see any real difference. <br /><br />Does anyone have...
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    10 more Cubans believed drowned off Fla.

    MIAMI (AP) - Ten Cubans trying to reach Florida likely drowned when their homemade boat was destroyed by rough seas, the U.S. Coast Guard said Friday.<br /><br />A Coast Guard cutter on Monday picked up a 24-year-old man who is believed to be the boat's sole survivor. He was clinging to two...
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    New Medications for Women Only............FINALLY!!!!

    D A M N I T O L.....................<br />Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to haities<br />for up to 8 full hours.<br /><br />ST. M O M M A'S W O R T...............<br />Plant extract that treats mom's depression by<br />rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to <br />two days.<br...
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    Powerful Stuff

    A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of<br />turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.<br /><br />A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little<br />boy what he had.<br /><br />The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in<br />the...
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    Cabin Fever ?

    What do you do if you can't boat or <br />fish or you're just plain bored and<br />have too much time? <br /><br /> -a sharp knife<br /> -one large lime<br /> -one cat<br /> -one camera<br />
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    Divorce

    A young couple were driving down the road one day,<br /><br />happily, deliriously in love and due to be married the<br /><br />next day. Suddenly, a large truck swerved from the<br /><br />oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both<br /><br />died.<br /><br /> <br /><br />At the Pearly...
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    Blondes Do WHAT Better Than Anyone?

    Blondes are the safest drivers. <br /><br />That's the word from the leading Australian insurance company Suncorp, which surveyed drivers across Australia to determine if there were any trends in car crashes. Weirdly, they learned that, as a group, male and female blondes were involved in far...
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    A Thanksgiving Prayer

    When we sit down to our Thanksgiving Dinner tomorrow surrounded by the warmth of family and close friends we should take a minute to remember those who make living free possible.<br /><br />A Thanksgiving Prayer<br /><br />Thank you Father for the blessings you've given this day.<br /><br />Help...
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    For the Ice Fisherman Who Has Everything

    Neiman Marcus has done it again.<br /> <br /><br />Luxury Ice Fishing House<br />Price Beginning at $27,000.00<br /> <br />Our luxury ice fishing house has all the comforts of home, and then some.<br /><br />Say good-bye to the days of shivering on the open ice with a bucket for a seat. Our...
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    Wind-O-Meter?

    I don't know what its called. :rolleyes: But do any of you have one of those devices that sits on top of your roof that gives you windspeed?<br /><br />I have been wanting to get one but really don't know much about them.<br /><br />Any advice?
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    Lets Talk Turkey

    Since I know we have some members who enjoy<br />cooking and even more who enjoy eating, I thought<br />I'd take a poll and get some fresh ideas before I<br />put my dinner together.<br /><br />We know women rule the world and the kitchen but<br />when it comes time for holiday meals, the men...
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    Dryer Dilemma

    I have a GE dryer (fairly new) and it seems to take forever and a day to dry. The heat is there so can it still be the element?<br /><br />A load of clothes can take up to 2 hours to dry. <br /><br />Before I call a repairman, I'd like to know if this is something we can fix ourselves.<br /><br...
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    Just for y'all

    I shall seek and find you,<br />I shall take you to bed and control you,<br />I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you<br />grunt and groan,<br />I will make you beg for mercy,<br />I will exhaust you to the point that you will be<br />relieved when I leave you,<br />And you will be weak...
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    YIKES! Wynonna.

    <br />Country artist arrested<br /><br />Nashville, Tennessee-AP -- Nashville, Tennessee, police have arrested country singer Wynonna (wy-NOH'-nuh) Judd on a charge of driving under the influence.<br />An officer clocked her Land Rover going 47 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone early this...
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    New Jersey

    Hard to believe that someone from New Jersey would be brave enough to poke fun when<br /><br /> * "This is a state where people go to a landfill next to a turnpike that's on fire on alternate weekends to cheer a team from New York." -- Stuart Stevens, Republican Consultant<br /><br /> *...
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    How many forum members does it take to change a light blub ?

    Sooooooo, how many forum members DOES it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />Answer -<br /><br />1 to change the light bulb.<br /><br />1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.<br /><br />14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been...
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    Fishing with Balloons

    I was talking to an old salt the other day and he told me you could catch one trout, string him to a balloon and he would swim back to the school. Then fish ahead of the balloon and catch all the speckeled trout you want. Is this legal?
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    Toon Tyme 10-21-03

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    A Beautiful Sight

    We went fishing late yesterday afternoon in the bay and I witnessed something I've never seen before. <br /><br />After a couple of hours of not much action, all of a sudden something jetted across the top of the water at an incredible speed chasing good size bait fish. Before long we were...
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