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  1. LadyFish

    Weekly Q&A 9/5-9/11

    1. What was your very first job?<br />2. How long have you been at your current job?<br />3. Do you think the minimum wage should be raised?<br />4. Have you ever worked for tips?<br />5. Does the color of your clothes affect whether or not you catch fish?<br />6. Do you think cloud formations...
  2. LadyFish

    Weekly Q&A 8/28-9/4 Updated w/Answers

    Sorry these are late guys but I have been knee deep in alligators at work. This weeks challenge is a boat safety test (no cheating). Let's see our good our members are at boat safety with the Labor Day weekend approaching. I will give the correct answers on Sunday.<br /><br />1. If the wind is...
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    Large Fish Catches Boy in Minnesota

    DULUTH, Minn. (AP) - An 11-year-old boy was out hunting frogs on Island Lake when he became the prey. A large fish, probably a muskellunge or a northern pike, attacked the boy about 5 p.m. Thursday as he and his young sister were wading in a foot of water.<br /><br />The resulting wounds on...
  4. LadyFish

    The Sign

    A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side<br />of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: "The End Is Near!<br /><br />Turn Yourself Around Now--Before It's Too Late!"<br /><br />As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you<br...
  5. LadyFish

    Who Says Cops Don't Have a Sense of Humor?

    "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out <br />after you wear them awhile."<br /><br />"Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a <br />worthless document."<br /><br />"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."<br /><br />"Can you run...
  6. LadyFish

    Musky/Pike? How to Tell the Difference

    <br /><br />Also at the bottom of this link there is a weight calculator for bass/walleye and pike/musky thats pretty cool.<br /><br /> Weight Calculator
  7. LadyFish

    Mini TEXAS GULF COAST Getogether

    In honor of "Kenny's Big Adventure", Mr.LF and I would like to invite those of you who are close in proximity for a little Texas B-B-Q on Sunday September 5th at Casa Connie (our house) on west Galveston Island.<br /><br />We realize this is short notice but figure since Kenny will be here...
  8. LadyFish

    Comparisons

    MONEY<br />A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.<br />A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.<br /><br />BATHROOMS<br />A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,<br />razor, a bar of soap, and a towel<br />The average number of items in the typical...
  9. LadyFish

    Blonde Breast Stroke Competition

    A blonde woman competed with a brunette<br />woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast<br />Stroke division of an English Channel swim<br />competition. The brunette came in first,<br />the redhead second. The blonde woman<br />finally reached shore completely exhausted.<br />After being revived...
  10. LadyFish

    Weekly Q&A 8/22-8/28

    1. What type(s) of trees do you have in your yard?<br />2. What’s your favorite flower?<br />3. When was the last time you had a check up?<br />4. What is your favorite meat ?<br />5. How do you like your eggs?<br />6. What would be your dream vacation?<br />7. If I was holding a cook-off, what...
  11. LadyFish

    Hurricane Charley- Forum MIA's

    We've heard from Oddjob, Jim in Orlando, Lucky Jim, Scooch_2, Derwood and snapperbait but where is Dhadley? He is from Port Charlotte where the worst damage is?<br /><br />Who else are we missing?<br /><br />I pray our Florida forum buddies are all okay.
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    Them or U.S. (a good read)

    Them or U.S.<br /><br />There is no cry to arms more succinct or to the point than that of the sergeant in the trenches crying to his troops “Come on you *******s, its them or us!”<br /><br />For much of mankind’s history survival was not a philosophical issue. It was a day-to-day struggle where...
  13. LadyFish

    Snappy Answer

    A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up reads "low bridge ahead."<br /><br />Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under<br /><br />the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.<br /><br />The cop gets out of...
  14. LadyFish

    Canning Tuna

    According to some, home canned tuna is far superior in flavor to commercial canned because the, legally required, roasting process drys it out.<br /><br />Process:<br />Cut tuna into 1" square chunks and fill cans or jars but leave 1/2' space to allow for expansion. follow your pressure cookers...
  15. LadyFish

    Weekly Q&A 8/15-8/21

    1. When does school start in your area?<br />2. What other hobbies do you have besides boating/fishing?<br />3. What is the average night time low in your area for mid August?<br />4. What's your favorite childhood memory?<br />5. What's your favorite variety of Coca-Cola®?<br />6. What’s your...
  16. LadyFish

    Fishing Joke

    Gonfishn and Mellowyellow went on a fishing trip. They rented all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune.<br /><br />The first day they went fishing, but they didn't catch anything. The same thing...
  17. LadyFish

    Bathing Your Cat

    Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva that works like New, Improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt where it hides and whisking it away.<br /><br />I’ve spent most of my life believing this...
  18. LadyFish

    Florida is in for some wet weather

    With two tropical storms Bonnie and Charley predicted to hit Thursday and Friday there is hardly a place in the state of Florida that won't get hammered by wind and rain. Hopefully wind damage will be minimal since niether of these storms are severe. Better batten down the hatches just in...
  19. LadyFish

    New Commercial

    I normally don't laugh out loud at commercials but have any of you seen the new Dairy Queen commercial for their brownie blizzard? The guy is licking the batter off the beaters and gets his tongue stuck. There is all kinds of screaming from him and his wife, then he talks really funny afterward...
  20. LadyFish

    Baseball Fan Loyalty....

    Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.<br /><br />On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.<br /><br />As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan...
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