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  1. LadyFish

    A Tie?

    An Arab, fleeing the Taliban, staggered across the hot desert sands of Afghanistan. In the distance he spotted what looked like to be a small figure of a man sitting at a table. Sure enough, his eyes didn't deceive him, for there sat a small Jewish man sitting at a table in the middle of...
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    Weekly Q&A 8/8/04-8/14/04

    1. Are you the baby, the middle or the oldest child?<br />2. What astrological sign are you?<br />3. What's the nastiest thing you've ever tasted?<br />4. Where is the most beautiful place you’ve ever been?<br />5. After you're dead, what will the historical marker on the front lawn of your...
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    Why its Great to be a Woman...

    · Free drinks.<br />· Free dinners.<br />· Free movies (you get the point).<br />· You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.<br />· You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.<br />· Speeding ticket? What's that?<br />· New lipstick gives you a whole new...
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    Weekly Q&A 8/1/04-8/7-04

    I forgot to post last weeks y'all. I must of had another 'moment'. My apologies. Therefore, this weeks will be a little tougher. :p <br /><br />1. What is your favorite gadget? <br />2. What is your favorite kind of pie? <br />3. Which iboats member would you most like to see on Fear Factor...
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    Another Baby Dies after Being Left in Car

    Fla. Baby Dies After Being Left in Car<br /><br />INVERNESS, Fla. (AP) - An infant died in her father's car Friday after he mistakenly left her there for hours outside his office, authorities said.<br /><br />Edward Hynes went to work at an Inverness carpet cleaning company about 7 a.m...
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    The ant and the grasshopper (for Snapperbait)

    The ant and the grasshopper (for Snapperbait) OLD VERSION:<br /><br />The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is...
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    Warning Gulf Coasters Flesh-Eating Bacteria

    July 23, 2004<br />GREG BROWN<br />Victoria Advocate<br /><br />A case of infection by flesh-eating bacteria in Houston was reported to health officials Wednesday, following reports of two Houston fishermen hospitalized with symptoms of the disease in Victoria last week, while another case is...
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    Filleting Fish

    This is exactly how I fillet all my fish. :) <br /><br />Best way to fillet
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    I Get All the Thanks I Need

    This is one from the archives.<br /><br />A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.<br...
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    Boy do I feel stupid

    After nearly 2 weeks without fishing, I couldn't wait to get out on the water last night. I scooted out of work early in order to make it to the post office and pick up the new tac. Rushed home, changed, and loaded the boat with all the gear. I threw the cast net out and only got 2 minnows but I...
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    Which James Bond Car Are You?

    My results.<br /><br /> <br />You may live in a crate and look slightly ridiculous when flapping about, but you'll defend your honour with a flamethrower if necessary. <br /><br /> Car Quiz
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    Paul Harvey Writes:

    Paul Harvey Writes: We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.<br /><br />I'd really like for them to know about hand me down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.<br /><br />I...
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    A Call For Help

    Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.<br /><br />The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.<br /><br />As the...
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    Artists from the '60's revising their hits

    Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers. They include:<br /><br />Herman's Hermits<br />"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"<br /><br />The Bee Gees<br />"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"<br /><br />Bobby Darin<br...
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    Perfect Golf Shot

    Billy stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole<br />for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing.<br /><br />Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What is taking solong?"<br /><br />"My wife is watching me from the...
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    Blind Pilots

    Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff has assured them that the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off immediately after that.<br /><br />The entrance opens, and two men walk up the...
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    The Original Hollywood Squares

    If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its<br />comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These<br />great questions and answers are from the days when<br />"Hollywood Squares" game show responses were<br />spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull,<br />as they are...
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    All a hunter really needs

    Is a good woman and a good gundog... so's when one of em's growling..maybe the other one wants to go mess around in the woods. :D
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    Weekly Q&A 7/18-7/25

    1. How many years have you been boating<br /><br />2. What is your primary boating purpose?<br /><br />3. What was your first boat?<br /><br />4. How much do you spend annually boating? (And yes GF, that includes Musky lures).<br /><br />5. What other hobbies do you have?<br /><br />6. Do you...
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    Poor Mildred

    Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly...
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