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  1. LadyFish

    Why Athletes Can't (Shouldn't) Have Real Jobs

    1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a<br />role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me.<br />I wan' all the kids to copulate me."<br /><br />2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked<br />about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500<br...
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    Woman Falls Overboard, Swims to Oil Rig

    PALACIOS, Texas (AP) - Cold, frightened and desperate after 13 hours in the choppy Gulf of Mexico, Melinda Lopez refused to give up.<br /><br />After falling overboard Tuesday from the shrimp boat where she worked, Lopez swam and floated until she reached safety at an oil platform, spray-painted...
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    That Dosen't Sound Like Freedom to me

    This is not a troll, just an interesting read.<br /><br />That Dosen't Sound Like Freedom to me<br />Written by: Carolyn Hileman<br /><br />They want to take away our right to pray and they want to take away our guns so that we can’t fight back. They want to take away our right to vote as they...
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    Speck Fishing Tips

    I always enjoy reading tips on how to get the gators.<br /><br />Fish structure for big fish. That's right, even on the flats you'll notice that big trout tend to hang out near depressions, points, sandbars, oyster beds, etc. Big trout like to hang near drop-offs, close to deep water for safe...
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    Alternative Greeting Cards

    1. So your daughter's a hooker,<br />and it spoiled your day.<br />Look on the bright side,<br />it's really good pay.<br /><br />2. My tire was thumping,<br />I thought it was flat.<br />When I looked at the tire...<br />I noticed your cat.<br />Sorry!<br /><br />3. Heard your wife left,<br...
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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby:<br /> <br />I recently read your column advising grandparents on "Tough Love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grand children, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique when my grandson just won't behave...
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    Stupid Human Fishing Trick

    Last night was yard work night, but the weather was gorgeous so the hubby and I decided to do a little fishing at sunset.<br /><br />We fished our usual spot at first and caught the usual trash fish. Five stingrays, a handful of croaker, hardheads and gafftops. After the last stingray I wanted...
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    This will warm your heart

    Just when you may have lost faith in human kindness, a story like this one comes along....<br /><br />Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the...
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    Pondering Hurricane Isabel...

    Pondering Hurricane Isabel... Points to remember.....this is important stuff.....<br /> You're going to turn on the TV and see a weather<br /> person pointing to a radar blob out in the Atlantic and making two basic meteorological points:<br /> <br /> (1) There is no need to panic.<br /> (2) We...
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    Don't try this at home

    Advice from Bob<br /><br />Dear Friends,<br /><br />It is important for men to remember that, as women<br />grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as they did when they were younger. When men notice this, they should try not to yell. Let me relate how...
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    New Texas Law Effective 9-1-03

    A new law passed on September 1st makes it illegal to have a bracket around your license plate. No brackets are allowed of any kind. If a police officer pulls you over for having one it's a $200 fine. Yep......$200.<br /><br />People are getting pulled over and ticketed and had no idea about...
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    Who makes the coffee in your house?

    A man and his wife were having an argument about<br />who should brew the coffee each morning.<br />The wife said, "You should do it, because you<br />get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our<br />coffee."<br /> <br />The husband said, " You are in charge of the<br...
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    Weekend of Fishing Shot to Heck

    Tropical Storm Grace has put a damper on our plans of fishing every day this holiday weekend. We are now flooded in and will be 'till at least tomorrow or even Tuesday. We had to pull the boat out of the water yesterday since our tides are expected to be at 5' this morning at 11:30.<br /><br...
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    Are you in control?

    YOU ARE NOT IN CONTROL <br /><br />Do this:<br /><br />* Make clockwise circles on the floor with your right foot;<br /><br />* Now, without looking at your foot, use the index finger on your right hand to draw the number "6" in the air. <br /><br />Did your foot change direction? <br /><br...
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    Microsoft Outlook Mail Worm Virus ?

    Today, my husband at work (local government office) and one of my sisters began receiving like 50-100 emails an hour from addresses like hotmail, rr.com but most coming from osc.state.ny.us (which is also a government office).<br /><br />Anyone else experiencing this? I personally don't use...
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    Too Hot For Arizona Convicts

    It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, the Associated Press reports:<br /><br />About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.<br /><br />On Wednesday...
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    Bass Recipes

    Oven-Fried Hybrid Striped Bass<br /><br />4 Hybrid Striped Bass fillets (about 6 ounces each)<br />3 Tbsp. frozen unsweetened grapefruit juice concentrate, thawed<br />1 egg white, lightly beaten 1.4 dash. hot sauce<br />10 saltine crackers, crushed 3 Tbsp. grated Parmesan cheese<br />2...
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    Major Power Outages in Northeast

    Major power failure across Northeast<br />Toronto, Detroit also affected by unexplained blackout<br /><br />A major power blackout hit several major cities in the Northeast, the Midwest and Canada late Thursday afternoon, knocking out electricity to millions of people in New York, Toronto...
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    August 14, 1945

    It is the anniversary of World War II's final end.<br /><br />Many had family who lost their lives or good health in military service to the Pacific theatre during that great war.<br /><br />God Bless all American military veterans, - and especially today, the memory of all those who served in...
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    When is a Buck Worth a Million ?

    When he's THIS buck...<br /> <br />'Goliath' a white-tail deer buck, stands in the field of Rod and Dianne Miller in Knox, Pa.. Tuesday, Aug. 5, 2003. The giant buck with some 50 to 60 points on its antlers and worth upward of $1 million is believed back with its rightful owners after it was...
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