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  1. LadyFish

    Bridle-Rig a Squid

    For my saltwater fishing friends.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Here's instructions and diagrams.
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    A Little Irish Humor

    SBN, I hope you haven't already posted these.<br /><br />Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over<br />by a train His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and<br />bruised and he's walking with a limp.<br /><br />"What happened to you?" asks...
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    Has Anyone Ever Served on City Council ?

    I have recently been approached to run for City Council. I'm already a very busy person, both socially and with work. Does anyone here have experience serving? If so, I have a few questions:<br /><br />1. Was your experience a negative one, if so, why?<br /><br />2. Were you really able to make...
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    A Good Lesson (funny)

    While walking down the street one day, a senator is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.<br /><br />"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
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    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50 F (10 C)<br />Californians shiver uncontrollably.<br />Canadians plant gardens.<br /><br />35 F (1.6 C)<br />Italian Cars won't start.<br />Canadians drive with the windows down.<br /><br />32 F (0 C)<br />American water freezes.<br />Canadian water gets thicker.<br /><br />0 F (-17.9 C)<br...
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    What famous leader are you?

    You might be surprised at the results, I know I was.<br /><br /> Take the test
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    The Last Word (funny)

    A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist/counselor. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.<br /><br />He finished the book by the time he reached his house. Gathering...
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    Blonde Bomber

    Apparently LadyFish looks like a terrorist.<br /><br />I just returned from a trip to Arlington, Tx and was stopped and searched at both airports. I've learned to check every piece of luggage except my purse and breif case since they'll check it at least three times before I board.<br /><br />I...
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    Neat Pic

    <br /><br />Swallowed Whole<br /><br />A rainbow trout fingerling peers out from the gullet of a northern pike at the Alaska Department of Fish & Game aquarium in Anchorage.
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    TV Fried?

    Last night I heard a sharp buzzing in the middle of the night. Then I smelled what I thought was a plastic spoon on the heating element of the dishwasher. Wrong. It was something electrical and it was the beloved TV. The TV is a 36" Zenith and only a couple year's old. Is it worth having...
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    New Motor Home

    New Motor Home Can Cruise On Land Or Water<br /> <br />ALEXANDRIA, Va -- The propellers on the back of the Terra Wind are the first clue that it's not a typical RV.<br /><br />The Terra Wind is an amphibious motor home. It can do 80 mph on the highway and about six knots on water.<br /><br...
  12. LadyFish

    710

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A<br /><br /> blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at<br /><br /> each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"<br /><br /> She replied, "You know, the little piece...
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    Life is tough (funny c&p)

    Life is tough, even more so if you are stupid.<br /><br />ONE<br /><br />Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could<br /><br />have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.<br /><br />"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the...
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    Merchant Marines

    I was thinking of a dear friend today who passed away a few years ago. His stories and memories of time spent in the Merchant Marines always fascinated me. We may even have a few MM vets onboard here. Just wanted to take a moment to educate those who may not know much about our Merchant Marines...
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    Lady Anglers

    Just wondered how many other lady anglers frequent this board. I know we have a couple. But how many more lurkers do we have?<br /><br />Whether your the angler, mate, or skipper on board it would be nice to hear from you. Learn what type of water you fish, and what you fish for. I would also...
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    THIS Is the Most Stressful U.S. City

    Where is the most stressful place to live in the entire United States? Tacoma, Washington.<br /><br />So says a new study from Sperling's BestPlaces that ranked the top 10 most and least stressful U.S. cities based on nine different factors that are associated with stress: unemployment rate...
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    Sorry Yankees, Go Astros

    I was thrilled about the Astros signing Andy Petitte, he's a great pitcher with a great personality. He also went to kindergarten with our daughter.<br /><br />Then when I thought it couldn't get any better, since the Astros don't like to spend money, we now have Roger Clemens. He will retire...
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    Joan Crawford's Long Lost Daughter

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    Why Men Are Just Happier People

    What do you expect from such simple creatures!? <br /><br />Your last name stays put. <br /><br />The garage is all yours. <br /><br />Wedding plans take care of themselves. <br /><br />Chocolate is just another snack. <br /><br />You can be president. <br /><br />You can wear a white T-shirt...
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    Divers Probed for Giving Fish Champagne

    WARSAW (Reuters) - Three Polish divers faced a police investigation Thursday for possible illegal fishing and animal abuse after a news photo showed them plying a freshly caught pike with champagne at an outdoor New Year's party.<br /> <br />"They may have committed offences of poaching and...
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