Your worst pick up line used

[ezbtr]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

ummmm I just cant..... I know I'll get in trouble....

 

[skargo]

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Do you work for the post office? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

 

[PeterMcG]

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"Ma'am, if it's true that you are what you eat, I could be you by morning."

 

[TilliamWe]

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Do you work for the post office? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

ROFL!!!!!!!!! I love that one!

 

[paultjohnson]

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Hey, you know its true that my @*$% my ONLY be 10 in long... BUT... its as big around as a beer can !

If you wanna brag to your friends Make a big circle with your fingers and say What would you do with a p#$$% this big !? Id just F#$& it- it would stretch!!!

 

[DayCruiser]

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Some funny stuff! I wish I had read these when I was single


You will wish you had done it in the morning. Not slick, but it work while we were sitting in the bar parking lot.
Not too funny when you talk all this junk to the lady, then you see her in that same bar the next time and you haven't called her You get their lines that seems to never end %$#@^&*( you %$#@^&*()*&^#@ Really? I said you were the marrying kind???
Well gotta go ! Something similiar was on a Jerry Seinfield episode. She blew him out and I don't mean in a good way haha

 

[korygrandy]

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Nice shoes...wanna #*!?

 

[paultjohnson]

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Hey Those jeans your wearing will look really nice on my bedroom floor in the morning

Move... I mean bend over, Im driving

 

[HANGEYE]

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Does this smell like EITHER?

 

[KC4YIN]

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"You remind me of my favorite BBQ sauce, SWEET & SPICY"

 

[LadyFish]

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"You remind me of my favorite BBQ sauce, SWEET & SPICY"

Not too bad

 

[mkast]

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How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilized?
Screw me if I'm wrong, "You Elvis?"


The next morning...
I like my women like I like my coffee...
In a sack, tied to the back of a donkey!

 

[FAC]

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Do you make good sandwiches?

 

[EddiePetty]

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....."Hey Sweetie, you're my kinda woman: Warm in the winter and Shadey in the summer"

 

[Tyme2fish]

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You know what it feels like when you really have to pee? Would you feel me and tell me if I have to go?

 

[PGFISHER]

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I never used a line. I made sure that the word got around, and girls would tell each other that I served champagne in bed and made wonderful omlets in the morning.

 

[proaudioguy]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

How do you like your eggs in the morning, fried or fertilized?
Screw me if I'm wrong, "You Elvis?"


The next morning...
I like my women like I like my coffee...
In a sack, tied to the back of a donkey!

Where's the like button....spit take....

 

[skargo]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

Here's one!

http://forums.iboats.com/showpost.php?p=2979956&postcount=17

 

[rbh]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

Here's one!

http://forums.iboats.com/showpost.php?p=2979956&postcount=17

HA HA HA, this is I BOATS, not hot chat.

scot, you bored tonight??

 

[skargo]

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HA HA HA, this is I BOATS, not hot chat.

scot, you bored tonight??

LOL, it just gave me a chuckle.