Your worst pick up line used

JAY 22

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Re: Your worst pick up line used

If i told you, you had a nice body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
 

mxfever

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After a few drinks at the bar, ask her if she want to play "Lion"...

When she asks what that is tell her...

"That's when you get down on all fours and I throw you the meat!"

Then run like hell... LOL...

This is the best one yet! Wish I would have heard it 10 years ago because it would have been fun to use!
 

Red_BOFUS

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Hey girl do you sleep on your chest? No? Can I?

Then there is the good ol/ my puppy ran outside and got killed, do not talk to me line. It works everytime
 

mnypitboat

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Would you like to see my Johnson? Of course I was talking about my boat engine, but she didnt beleive me.

Actually I never used this, but thought you guys would appreciate it.
 

skargo

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Nice legs! What time do they open?
 

HVAC Cruiser

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Would you like to see my Johnson? Of course I was talking about my boat engine, but she didnt beleive me.

Actually I never used this, but thought you guys would appreciate it.

There is actually a song that the link got vaporized here about that LOL

Hate to say it, never used any PU lines, Women just fell at my feet. Oh lord its hard to be humble (but I'm doing the best that I can ) :rolleyes: LOL just kidding,
 

boatmanalso

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I didn't have any lines. I didn't get old enough to need them. Me and wifie were young
 

a70eliminator

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Make eye contact, then motion her over with your index finger, She'll walk right over to ya, then say I knew I could make you come with one finger.
 

HVAC Cruiser

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Make eye contact, then motion her over with your index finger, She'll walk right over to ya, then say I knew I could make you come with one finger.

That's not a line, that's a trade secret !!!!!!!! YOU JUST RUINED IT :eek:;)
 

jonesg

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Its ok I'm a doctor, just put your clothes over there...next to mine.!

And overheard at an AA meeting...
My sponsor says if I don't have sex soon I'll probably end up drunk.
 

EddiePetty

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...."Is that a mirror in your Levi's 'cause I can sure see myself in your jeans" :)
 

dwco5051

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One I used a lot at the old "Body Exchange", properly referred to as the CPO Club @ NOB Norfolk was "they are closing up in 10 minutes, I guess I am your last chance." ;)
 

mommicked

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Almost closing time.25 yrs ago at least.I and a friend chatted up two girls we had never met.almost everyone in the bar was hammered including us and our new friends.I heard my buddy tell his girl,My .... aint real big but it gets real hard!! she laughed hystericly.and I almost fell off my bar stool laughing!later he went home w both (roomates).He dated the laughing girl for 3 yrs. or so.
 

Kiwi Phil

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Re: Your worst pick up line used

BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:

An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
' Bu-gger,Bl-oody thing's an hour fast!'


Now this one is for real.
One of the blokes in my platoon. Great personality, humor etc....use to say to the little Sheila "I guess a shag's out of the Question?"....and he use to get more than the rest of us!!!

Cheers
Phillipp
 

rbh

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For the month of December only-
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years, what do you think about me meeting you between the holidays????
 

TilliamWe

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...."Is that a mirror in your Levi's 'cause I can sure see myself in your jeans" :)

The variation on that, that I have used (unsuccessfully) is "Is that Windex in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
 

BeaufortTJustice

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You don't need pickup lines if you can sit at the bar, sip on a beer, and lick your own eyebrows...
 
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