Your worst pick up line used

[puddle jumper]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

My only pick up line was hay whats up. My wife and I have been together since we were about 15. We met in a arcade.

I did see a Aussie guy once pick up a big breasted girl in my dads pub. The line he used was good-day boobs.

 

[DianneB]

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Wow! Most of those are pretty lame ... glad they are listed among the WORST!

 

[fishrdan]

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Worst one that I used, and worked, was:

So what ya drinking?

Yeah, I know pretty lame. Buddy and I walked into a micro brew pub, (he's Mr. all that and then some) so I figure I'd pick the cutest girl sitting alone and just let it fly,,, that's what dribbled out of my mouth

My buddy, in shock and awe, asked me,,, so what did you ask her?

You asked her what???

Eh, what ever works...

 

[Cofe]

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"I would like to see your nice swingset over at my place."

 

[paulspaddle]

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Wow! Most of those are pretty lame ... glad they are listed among the WORST!

Common Dianne...fess-up...you've been sending out PM's haven't you? (from one 'tobian to another)

 

[coolguy147]

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"hey chica"

gets the conversation started lol.

maybe a little hairflip in there or a smile or something.

 

[coolguy147]

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lol disregard my post^

i thought it was best pick up lines used

 

[TilliamWe]

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"That's a beautiful dress. It would look even better crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom."

(I never used this one for real, but have used it on my wife as a joke!)

 

[ngt]

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"You remind me of a parking ticket. Got 'FINE' written all over you."

 

[FishyFish]

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"I'm Rich and I'm Lonely!"........

 

[levittownnick]

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Me-"Is your daddy a thief?"
Her-"No why?"
Me-"Because someone had to steal those stars and put them in your eyes"

""I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

"if you were a booger, I'd pick you first"

"did you just fart, because you blew me away"

LOL, Brought tears to my eyes.

 

[mommicked]

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I wish Id have thought up country star Brad Paisleys " Id like to check you for ticks" back in the day.Im sure it would have worked well on some of the the women I tried to impress!!I did actually check a few after some outdoor fun.But never used the line to pick them up.I had "wanna go 4 wheelin?" or Fishin? it actually worked more than a couple times!!!the great outdoors,a bottle of wine,maybe a blanket.Oh to be young again.

 

[Limited-Time]

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You know what would look good on you? Me!!

 

[rbh]

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IF you were a pirate!!!

Check out my jolly roger.

PREPARE TO BE BOARDED

lots more to follow unfortunetly

 

[EddiePetty]

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....I'd love to have that pair of hams in my smoke house!

 

[mommicked]

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This is not the worst.It worked almost every time,though the atmosphere probably had more to do with it than my charm.anytime after dark and its not too cold.and especally when theres a moon out "Wanna go for a walk on the beach?" Funny how Shagging has a totally different meaning in England than in the coastal Carolinas!

 

[Biged007]

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My best pickup line was a shirt that I owned

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Mine reads My women like my Harley 2 big jugs and tight bottom end

 

[Beefer]

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"Nice tooth"

Only works in a redneck bar though.....

 

[mommicked]

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If it was a REAL Redneck bar youd say "Nice Tooff" cause you probly wouldnt have any either!!!

 

[Biged007]

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If it was a REAL Redneck bar youd say "Nice Tooff" cause you probly wouldnt have any either!!!

I your brother doesn't mind can I call yer sumtime