Yep, it's for real.

POINTER94

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070502/wl_canada_afp/canadauspoliticsanimaloffbeat_070502173737

What's next, special protection for the tooth fairy? How about the Easter Bunny or Frosty the snowman? Big government socialists, you just have to laugh to keep from crying.

This is my favorite highlight of the story:

"When I get species protection for them nationwide, I will make my findings public and I will take this out of the realm of mythology. Bigfoot is real," Standing told Global National television news

So first you pass a law to protect something that isn't even proven to exist, then afterwards, you provide "proof" (this should be interesting) that there is actually something to protect.
 

treedancer

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

Think maybe we should fly him into Kansas city, I heard that we have a foot wash there that he could wash them big old feet of his. Could be the reason he is so reclusive.:D
 

Pony

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

I don't know what to say................don't these people have something better to do?
 

snapperbait

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

Do you suppose that would cover the Florida skunk ape?...

I guess they should go ahead and make the chupacabra an endangered species too...

How about mermaids?.....

Or the loch ness monster... wait.. "monster" prolly is'nt P.C....... ummmmmm?...
:D
 

Pony

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

Hey Pointer....its a bit off topic, but do you think that maybe BigFoot is responsible for the mysterious goat killings going on here in my county?
 

POINTER94

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

Now wait one cotton pickin moment, we have the "finest" politically motivated, liberal appeasment devises available for cleaning ones feet available anywhere. I would have to think that based on bigfoots so called living arrangements (speculative), and fiercely independent lifestyle, he probably isn't a big fan of big government social handout and appeasement programs. But I am sure if they find him, he will be taxed. :)

Pony, I can't be sure. But I am sure there is someone out there willing to pass a law to protect goats from free roaming bigfoots. Please contact your nearest locally elected democrat and get this started.
 

mrbscott19

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

Unlike the tooth fairy and company, there is fossil evidence for an 8ft tall Ape. Not saying they are for real, but something very similar did once exist.
 

12Footer

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

I don't know what to say................don't these people have something better to do?
Probably bored shintless.. I have a theory that this is the motivation behind out-of-werk actors who look for a "cause" to latch-onto.
When someone doesn't have a job, too much time on one's hands could end-up to be in your face.
Anti-smoking,anti-light (turtle nests),anti-gun, anti-aunt -- anti-you name it.
 

treedancer

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

bigfoot-1967.jpg


Last seen paddling a canoe out of Seattle towards RR Island.:eek::D
 

CJY

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

Unlike the tooth fairy and company, there is fossil evidence for an 8ft tall Ape. Not saying they are for real, but something very similar did once exist.




Gigantopithecus
 

CJY

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Re: Yep, it's for real.

Probably bored shintless.. I have a theory that this is the motivation behind out-of-werk actors who look for a "cause" to latch-onto.
When someone doesn't have a job, too much time on one's hands could end-up to be in your face.
Anti-smoking,anti-light (turtle nests),anti-gun, anti-aunt -- anti-you name it.


Why did you leave a big one out?
 
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