Why they call it dope!

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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070813/ap_on_fe_st/odd_fake_drugs_1

ROCHELLE, Ga. - A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

 

[ricksrster]

Re: Why they call it dope!

Duh

 

[RubberFrog]

Re: Why they call it dope!

Attention all crack heads: Your drugs are fake. Call the police.

 

[12Footer]

Re: Why they call it dope!

Attention all crack heads: Your drugs are fake. Call the police.

ROFLMAO If only

 

[JB]

Re: Why they call it dope!



Is she smoking crack because she is that dumb or is she that dumb from smoking crack?

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Why they call it dope!

HMMMMM.....​

 

[OldMercsRule]

Re: Why they call it dope!

Is she smoking crack because she is that dumb or is she that dumb from smoking crack?

The ol' chicken or egg question: JB! LOL, JR

 

[PierBridge]

Re: Why they call it dope!

I'm guessing she'll end up suing the Police winning and a precedent will be set.

 

[snapperbait]

Re: Why they call it dope!

Is she smoking crack because she is that dumb or is she that dumb from smoking crack?

BOTH....

 

[ZmOz]

Re: Why they call it dope!

If the drugs were fake why did she get arressted for possession of cocaine?

 

[Haut Medoc]

Re: Why they call it dope!

'Cuz she thought it was, conspiring to possess.......
Maybe it had traces in it.....
She should be locked up for being stupid anyway....​