What will todays...............

Limited-Time

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Generation bring to the world?? Lets start this way.

The senior citizen and the collage student:

A very self-important college student attending a recent football game,
took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why
it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the
he said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young
people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear
energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing
and," pausing to take another drink of beer.

~The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,
You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were
young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little sheet, what are
you doing for the next generation?"

~The applause was resounding...

I love senior citizens.
 

RubberFrog

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Re: What will todays...............

I'd like to take the time to officially dedicate this thread to JB. 8)
 

JB

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Re: What will todays...............

Awwww, shucks, Froggy.

I am honored.d:)
 

Pony

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Re: What will todays...............

Now, you arrogant little sheet, what are
you doing for the next generation?"

Careful.....just whom do you suppose will be taking care of these "seniors" in their old age? 8)
 

RubberFrog

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Re: What will todays...............

Pony said:
Now, you arrogant little sheet, what are
you doing for the next generation?"

Careful.....just whom do you suppose will be taking care of these "seniors" in their old age? 8)

You will! You arrogant little sheet! 8) :}
 

Vlad D Impeller

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Re: What will todays...............

Pony said:
Now, you arrogant little sheet, what are
you doing for the next generation?"

Careful.....just whom do you suppose will be taking care of these "seniors" in their old age? 8)

A nursing home, which the senior citizen will pay for with all of their meager income.
 

sanssouci

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Re: What will todays...............


If the last generation was labeled gen X.

Then this generation should be labeled gen XXL.
 
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