THOUGHT'S OF THE DAY !

[NOSLEEP]

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Use the talents you posses;<br /> for the woods would be very<br /> silent if no birds sang except<br /> the best.

 

[495v]

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How about...."Beer, helping ugly people have s*x since 1913."

 

[kenimpzoom]

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Do on to others as you wish them to do onto you.<br /><br />Often confused as... do on to others before they do it to you.<br /><br />And my favorite...You can't polish a turd.<br /><br />Ken

 

[Jack Shellac]

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" Alcohol. The source of and the solution to all my problems". <br />Homer Simpson

 

[NOSLEEP]

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The man who pays an ounce<br />of principle for a pound of<br />popularity gets badly cheated.

 

[Beaux]

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Referring to the father quotes:<br /><br />"This is going to hurt me a lot more than it will hurt you, son".......... WHACK!!!WHACK!!!<br />

 

[Beaux]

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here is one that has a lot in common with some advice and advice givers (including myself).....<br /><br />"Every Oak tree began as a couple of nuts who stood their ground"

 

[amtsst]

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"Mister Churchill, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee"<br /><br />"Madame, if you were my wife, I would drink it"<br /> - Exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor.<br /><br />(later at the same party)<br /><br />"Mister Churchill, you sir, are drunk"<br /><br />"Madame, you are ugly and tomorrow, I'll be sober"<br /> - Winston Churchill

 

[amtsst]

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That last post was a tad off topic but its one of my favorites. Here's my actual "thought of the day":<br /><br />'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.'<br /> - Sir Winston Churchill

 

[skier]

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My dad used to say.<br /><br />I brought you into this world and I can take you out, and it doesn't make any difference to me because in 15 minutes I can make another one that looks just like you.<br /><br />Craig

 

[Hooty]

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TO ERR IS HUMAN<br />TO FORGIVE IS DEVINE...<br /><br />Neither Of Which Is Marine Corp Doctrine<br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty

 

[one more cast]

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heres a cute one.<br /> Some people are like Slinky's,...<br /> Not much good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs!

 

[kglinz]

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No one is totally useless. You can always use them as a bad example

 

[NOSLEEP]

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The mind, like a parachute,<br />functions only when open.

 

[Jack Shellac]

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Hooty: Remember this one?<br />Green side out!<br />Brown side out!<br />Run in circles!<br />Scream and shout!<br /><br />Re: Uniform of the day. Which side of your poncho was to be out.

 

[DJ]

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"To handle yourself-use your brain".<br /><br />"To handle others-use your heart".

 

[NOSLEEP]

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It is better to deserve<br />honors and not have them <br />than to have them and not<br />deserve them.<br /><br /> Mark Twain

 

[Reel Appeal]

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Where there is no shame,kaos will reign....<br /><br />how true! <br />Bill O'reilly(The Factor)

 

[NOSLEEP]

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Of all the things you wear,<br />your expression is the most<br />important.

 

[gonfishn]

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Please don't p...on my boots and tell me its raining. Or my favorite I was born late at Night but not last Night.....