The greatest troll ever. Contest!

[POINTER94]

I will give a $10 Iboats gift certificate to anyone who can produce the greatest troll ever. I would like to submit the following thread for your consideration. When a group of 6 or less are identified, I will post a poll. Feel free to submit your entries by simply posting them on this thread. GOOD LUCK!!! <br /><br /> http://www.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=007418

 

[KaGee]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

LOL... I was thinking this afternoon when this came up..Where is Pointer?

 

[Dunaruna]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

http://www.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=004441#000000

 

[JB]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Greatest, or worst?<br /><br />All of the worst are little clouds of smoke over the poof button.<br /><br />The best you can do is find the worst of the survivors.

 

[62_Kiwi]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

<br />All of the worst are little clouds of smoke over the poof button.<br /><br />The best you can do is find the worst of the survivors.<br />

Good point JB <br /><br />How about we post on this thread, examples of questions that would be classed as extreme trolls? The most extreme troll wins... if it doesn't get Poofed <br /><br />For example;<br /><br />[self edit - nope, mixing guns, religion, politics, gay rights, oil types and 2 stroke versus 4 stroke in one question is too dangerous - even from this distance ]

 

[jtexas]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

here's my nominee:<br /><br /><br /> http://www.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=27;t=001592#000000

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

There are plenty of good ones out there,<br />but to me this is the all time great one with over 1000 replies.<br /> http://www.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=006571

 

[sangerwaker]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Dang you Spinner! Ya beat me to it (again I might add ). I just hopped on the puter and was looking at the replies thinking I had the winner. I gotta agree, that thread was the ultimate. No name callin, just good clean fun and some exaggerated post counts. <br /><br />Although, if we wanna keep things more current, I like Pointer's too.

 

[Dunaruna]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Can the song thread be classified a troll? I thought a troll was "trouble making" comments, something said to specifically encite negative replies.<br /><br />Aldo

 

[snapperbait]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

This one was pretty good.. Assult weapon ban <br /><br />Another.. "under god" <br /><br />One of Pointers own.. What is the difference between the Democratic party and Socialists? <br /><br />Then there were the topics about E-tec motors...

 

[roscoe]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

http://www.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=007431

 

[Link]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Originally posted by roscoe:<br /> http://www.iboats.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=20;t=007431

Agreed <br />Besides if ya go with pointers you may be just blowing smoke off the old Poof Button anyway if things keep going on much longer.

 

[12Footer]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

I'll go with the survivor thread you related to here, Pointer. It didn't begin as a troll, but it sure ended as one.

 

[crab bait]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

can it be a brand new one..??.. i'm sure i can accomidate..

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

No Contest, this is the 2004 Troll. What a idiotic Topic.

 

[POINTER94]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

As this can be interpreted in many different ways, I will outline the scoring criteria.<br /><br />1. Original intent of post. Topic Value 1-10pts<br />2. Speed of Inflammation. 1-5pts<br />3. # of people who lost control. 1-5pts<br />4. Net end result. Locked 5points, Highly edited 3pts, Spawned additional posts 2pts<br />5. Perceived Flame value vs. Flame throwing. (was anything settled?) 1-10pts<br /><br /><br />Total them up and get a score.

 

[sangerwaker]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Now Pointer, how in the world can we score posts we can't see? Ya know the ones that got completely poofed? Do you remember the Force ebay deal a couple months ago? That should get 50 points for being both extremely edited, and then poofed.

 

[POINTER94]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

SW,<br /><br />That wasn't a troll though. But you are right it will be difficult to deal with actual poofed trolls but locked and heavily edited are available for inspection. <br /><br />Nothing is perfect, except maybe a summer day on the water.

 

[KaGee]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

I'd like to nominate these trolls.... in honor of the Christmas season.<br /><br />

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: The greatest troll ever. Contest!

Originally posted by NYMINUTE:<br /> No Contest, this is the 2004 Troll. What a idiotic Topic.

Sorry wrong thread, this was meant for theriver topic on pro war anti gay Republican.