Re: Stupid people ran out of gas in front of my house.
"Blonde In The Circle"<br /> <br />One day a truck driver was driving down a highway when<br />he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a blonde in a<br />little blue car tailgating him. Well, this truck driver hated<br />to be tailgated, so he stops his truck and walks over to<br />the car, which had also stopped and said,<br /> <br />"Hey, lady, if you don't stop tailgating me, I'm going to<br />bust up your car."<br /> <br />So he gets back in truck and drives away.<br /> <br />A little while later he looks in his rearview mirror, and<br />sees the blonde tailgating him again. So he stops his<br />truck, gets out, and walks over to the car, saying,<br /> <br />"Hey lady, stop tailgating me, or I'll bust up your car."<br /> <br />So he gets back in his truck and drives away.<br /> <br />A little while later he again looks in his rearview mirror,<br />and once again the blonde is tailgating him. So he<br />stops his truck, walks over to the car, and says,<br /> <br />"Lady, get out."<br /> <br />So the blonde steps out of her car, and the truck driver<br />draws a circle on the roadside, saying,<br /> <br />"Now don't step out of that circle."<br /> <br />Then he proceeds to bust up the blonde's car. Smashing<br />the windshields and windows.<br /> <br />And the blonde starts laughing.<br /> <br />The truck driver rips out the seats, and busts all the tires.<br /> <br />And the blonde keeps laughing.<br /> <br />He takes a sledge hammer from his truck, and pounds in<br />the frame, rips out the steering wheel, cuts the brake lines,<br />etc, until the car is completely totaled.<br /> <br />And the blonde is still laughing.<br /> <br />The truck driver walks over to the blonde, and says, "Lady,<br />I just completely totaled your car, and you're still laughing.<br />What is so funny?????"<br /> <br />The blonde replies, giggling, <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />"I stepped out the circle and<br />you didn't see me!!!!!!!!"