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the quotes below are from Sunday's Fort Worth Star Telegram <br /><br />
<br />James Dobson has his work cut out for him.<br /><br />The conservative Christian recently denounced SpongeBob SquarePants -- the harmless cartoon sponge who holds hands with his friends and lives in an underwater pineapple -- for appearing in a "pro-homosexual video." If Dobson's panties are in a bunch over a platonically affectionate pot scrubber, he'll be positively apoplectic when he sees what The Simpsons are cooking up. A regular character on the peerless Fox comedy will, in one of its next three Sunday-night episodes, come out of the closet and -- quicker than you can say "I ... d'oh!"-- be married in a same-sex wedding.<br />
<br />Bugs Bunny<br />The frequent cross-dresser kisses Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam with abandon and takes extreme pleasure in belting out show tunes.<br /><br />Velma<br />The broad-shouldered Scooby Doo heroine wears thick turtlenecks and is said to be the Scooby character who represents Smith College, situated in the lesbian-friendly town of Northampton, Mass.<br /><br />Marcie and Peppermint Patty<br />The Peanuts characters are inseparable best friends. Patty wears pants, has a deep voice and regularly whups Charlie Brown at sports.<br /><br />Batman and Robin<br />Rumors have circulated for years about the Dynamic Duo, given Robin's nickname (Boy Wonder), their buff physiques and penchant for tights.<br /><br />Bert and Ernie<br />Another much-rumored pair that spends an awful lot of time together. But they appear more asexual than anything.<br /><br />Tinky Winky<br />This Teletubby was famously outed by Jerry Falwell in 1999 because he wears purple, carries a handbag and has a triangle symbol on his head.<br /><br />Hefty Smurf<br />Works out frequently and is often seen carrying a dumbbell. And let's not forget: There was only one Smurfette for the 101 Smurfs.<br />