Scientific Knowledge ...

aspeck

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A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pizzing and moaning.
Just thought you'd like to know ...
 

Plainsman

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Yup that works for Libs all the time. JR
Guess you don't know WHO Mutley is OMR and doin' some of that mind readin' with that one cell as well. What a shame, and to try to make a joke political as well. I would expect more from you than that. Seems bro haut is wearing off on you a bit.
 

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Guess you don't know WHO Mutley is OMR and doin' some of that mind readin' with that one cell as well. What a shame, and to try to make a joke political as well. I would expect more from you than that. Seems bro haut is wearing off on you a bit.

Sorry Eric did not mean to offend. I should not have posted on this thread, since it was an amusing story and my comments were off the cuff, and did not add anything to the thread. BTW: I know who Mutley is. I would edit, but it is already in stone with your reply. So sorry JR
 

Haut Medoc

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Well, I thought it was funny Murky.....:)
See, that is part of the problem with Rehubs...
They always wanna preach about....
Never mind!........:p :D
 

Vlad D Impeller

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So thats what happened to Muttley! I wonder if Techno was behind that prank. Heeheehe!
 
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