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Krazeehorse

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How about this one?

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

Yes, Dad, what is it?

Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
 

Krazeehorse

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There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
--Will Rogers--
 
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