Random

Krazeehorse

Krazeehorse

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Jan 4, 2021
Messages
118
How about this one?

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

Yes, Dad, what is it?

Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
 
gm280

gm280

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Jun 26, 2011
Messages
14,604
Maybe this will put a smile on your face for a few seconds. I sure know I can use that these days...

 
Krazeehorse

Krazeehorse

Petty Officer 2nd Class
Joined
Jan 4, 2021
Messages
118
There are three kinds of men.
The one that learns by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
--Will Rogers--
 
gm280

gm280

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Jun 26, 2011
Messages
14,604
And you all though you maybe knew how the pyramids were formed. Well apparently not. Here is how they were built...

 
gm280

gm280

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Jun 26, 2011
Messages
14,604
GA_Boater said:
Careful with the drag setting!

Is that an outlet by the water valve?
Click to expand...
Well maybe it is one of those "emergency" outlets. You know, when you are trying to go butt having some issues with constipation. You can stick your fingers in the outlet and the shock will make everything cut loose. That's my story and sticking with it...I mean not-sticking with it. lol
 
gm280

gm280

Supreme Mariner
Joined
Jun 26, 2011
Messages
14,604
And here all this time I thought it was my weird uncle Fred that ate up all the hotdogs and chips....


That is one heck of a ladybug!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top