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redneck joe

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WIMUSKY

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5G. Good one. It's interesting what they're saying, not sure if there are a bunch of tinfoil hats out there or what, haven't really researched it...
 

gm280

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What law is it that states when ever your hands a full of grease or even BBQ sauce, your nose will start itching? :noidea:

And can anyone explain why urinals dividers and stall doors are attached with thief-poor hardware? I have never ever seen anyone steal a urinal divider or stall door...ever! :nono: :confused:
 

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What law is it that states when ever your hands a full of grease or even BBQ sauce, your nose will start itching? :noidea:

And can anyone explain why urinals dividers and stall doors are attached with thief-poor hardware? I have never ever seen anyone steal a urinal divider or stall door...ever! :nono: :confused:

First one always happens to me.

Second one, "That's why you never see them stolen." I call urinal dividers - splash guards. People tend to look at someone who talks to them so that is why one never ever talks to someone in the urinal next to them.
 

gm280

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Another amazing wonder... How does a Tylenol Tablet know if you have a headache, neck ache or a back ache? :stupid:
 

gm280

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If Fortune Tellers, with their Crystal Balls, are so good, why do they need you to tell them your name? And why are they not Trillionaires too?
 

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Tipping cows.......can you really do that? Are they asleep on their feet?
 

Grub54891

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Saw some locals years back, they took a hood of an old 1940's ? Car, put a transom on it and were putting around Chelsea lake with it .
 
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