"If it weren't for the Zigfield follies, I would be 12 miles North of Claremore Oklahoma, slopping the hogs, runnin' a still and knockin' the Republican party, as that is considered one of the chores around my part of the country..."
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.<br /><br />Then there was the dyslexic agnostic who didn't believe in dogs.<br /><br />You know that you're over the hill, when your mind makes a promise that your body can't fill. (Lowell George)<br /><br />Buddist to hot dog vendor: Make me one with everything.
