One liners

[FSHKPR]

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Confucios say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers!

 

[technostingray]

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Originally posted by KilroyJC:<br /> Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.<br /><br />-Groucho Marx

I thought that was, Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a tomato.

 

[Friz]

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Any landing that you can walk away from is good...<br />Any landing that will allow you to use the plane again is GREAT!<br /><br />Never trust someone who can bleed for a week and not die.<br /><br />Indecision is the key to flexibility.

 

[heycods]

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One twin calf said to his mother"sock the udder to me mudder an sock the udder udder to me brudder"

 

[technostingray]

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Here come da judge, here come da judge.....

 

[KilroyJC]

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Yeah, but what is the speed of dark?

 

[Xcusme]

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The Speed of Dark is inversely proportional to the Speed of Light....unless you're wearing sunglasses..

 

[Limited-Time]

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He who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

[scrapper]

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Single male who go to bed at night with sex problem, Wake in morning with solution in hand

 

[ufm82]

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I'm remodeling my rec room with mirrors on the ceiling, the floor and all the walls. Sometimes I just need a place to go reflect. <br /><br /><br />UFM82

 

[Stratocaster]

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An Irishman, a Scotsman and an Englishman walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[harkawy]

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Woman who fly upside down have hairy crack-up.

 

[technostingray]

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A "Bird" in the hand, is worth two in the BUSH.

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

 

[Dave Abrahamson]

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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"<br />"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."<br />"Is it common?"<br />"Well, It's Not Unusual."

 

[technostingray]

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Hey, heard any GOOD jokes lately?