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[crab bait]

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your 'momma's ' a nice lady,,, leave her alone... an pretty too...

 

[Jack Shellac]

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Just one more my my grandson told me: Your Momma's so fat that when she walked by in a yellow raincoat, I thought I had missed the schoolbus.

 

[ob]

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Grandson has even been corrupted by the yo mammas. <br />Here's one you can tell him.<br />Yo mama so fat when she got on the scales it read to be continued.

 

[miloman]

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you see im glad that I put up this post keep it going

 

[miloman]

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whys is everone talkin bout my momma seriously keep it goin how about yo sista so stank that when she take off them underwear they get up and walk away<br /><br />Polis guy gooes to the doctor doctor says I need a stool urine and semen sample polish guy looks at him funny takes off drawers and hand them to him

 

[ob]

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Yo Mammas house so small..That when we order a large pizza we have to go outside to eat it.

 

[dmessy]

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Yo mamma so fat she got busted at the airport for #10 of crack in her pants...<br />PS- good going on sharing your knowlege 1000+ times OB. Cann't wait till the water temp's up and the winds are down for the speck/reds

 

[mellowyellow]

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yo mama so ugly.....<br /><br />YO MAMA SO UGLY GOD THINKS DAMM I MUST OF BEEN DRUNK.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKS BY A TOILET IT FLUSHES AUTOMATICALLY.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY THEY FILMED MONKIES IN THE WILD WITH HER IN THE WOODS.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GETS 364 DAYS TO DRESS UP FOR HOLLOWEEN.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN HER MOM SAID ITS A BOY RIGHT.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY AND YO DAD SO FAT HE MARRIED HER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT UGLY WAS FOOD.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE MADE AN ONION CRY.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WAS BORN HER MOTHER SAID "WHAT A TREASURE" AND HER DAD SAID YA LETS BERRY IT.<br />-YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKS IN A BANK THEY SHUT OFF THE SURVEILLENCE CAMERAS<br />-Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." <br />-Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.<br />-Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. <br />-Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Ya' mamma sos fat that when her beeper goes off, people thinks shes a backing up.

 

[ob]

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Yo mama so poor she was kickin a can down the street and I ask her what she was doing and she said,moving.<br /> 10-4 on that Dmessy.Was thinking on doing some wishfull fishing this weekend just to shake some cobwebs off the boat.

 

[SlowlySinking]

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Hi mellowyellow, I heard that when the unethical lawyer and the crooked politician compared noted they realized they both dated the same girls in college.

 

[mellowyellow]

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yo mama so fat, she got her own zip code

 

[mellowyellow]

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if my dog looked like yo mama, I'd shave his behind and teach him to walk backwards...

 

[Bear]

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If you walk fast and laughs a lot<br />no one can tell that you are ugly<br />

 

[CalicoKid]

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Your Momms is so FAT that when she puts on her BVDs the waistband says "B O U L E V A R D"!

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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You're mammas so fat that after she goes grocery shopping, the store hangs a sign out,<br />"STORE CLOSED, NO INVENTORY"

 

[ob]

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Yo mama so stupid.. she sold the car for gas money

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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Ya mamma is so fat, she got locked in a supermarket and nearly died of starvation. <br /><br /> Ya mammas so fat, her blood type is caramel cream. <br /><br /> Ya mammas so fat, her belt size is the equator. <br /><br /> Ya mammas so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil. <br /><br /> Ya mammas so fat, she went to bloomingdales, and got a group discount. <br /><br /> Ya mammas so ugly, when she was born, they fed her with a slingshot. <br /><br /> Ya mammas so dumb, she thought a quarter-back was a refund.

 

[miloman]

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you guys are killing me here with the mama jokes FUNNY hows about some <br />YOUR SISTA SOOOOO FAT..........

 

[dmessy]

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Yo mammas so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mamma