it pays to recycle

[crab bait]

if'n you bought $ 1000 worth of NORTEL stock a year ago it would be worth $ 49 dollars today..<br /><br />with ENRON you'd have $ 16.50 0f the beginnin' $ 1000..<br /><br />with WORLDCOM,,, you'd have less than $ 5.00 left ...<br /><br />but if'n you bought a $ 1000 dollars of say BUDWEISER.. the beer ,, not the stock.. drank-it-all,, then turned in the cans in for the recycle money..<br /><br />you'd be $ 214 dollars the richer.. <br /><br />you see it really PAYS to drink beer & recycle the cans..<br /><br />see i told ya's .. the redneck's will always survive & enjoy ourselves while doin' it... i'll drink to that ..!!

 

[Capt. Bob]

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LOL....sad but true! <br /><br />Crab, you have too much time on your hands...start that new project!<br /><br />I bought some Coke stock a few years ago when a friend that worked there said it was going to split...well it did...right down the middle. It is now worth half of what I paid for it! <br /><br />I'm investin in beer from now on.

 

[mellowyellow]

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there's gotta be a better brew than Bud!LOL<br />now Canadian beer...slow and steady wins the race!<br />always set a ceiling and a floor and stick to it.<br />pass one this way Capt.

 

[12Footer]

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There ya go. Who says us rednecks aint educated?<br />I think the werds they use is "do the math" or somethin like that.<br />But we can run a trot line, and a country boy can survuive.<br />But that paper still can win the game tho,if you give it to your grandchildren. They could sell it on the year 2025 version of ebay for a gajillion dolllars a share, just for collector's value.<br />Kinda like them thar Micky Mouse watches..Whooda thunk it?

 

[sloopy]

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you could buy some land, cut down the treas and sell it

 

[JB]

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Wanna buy 1000 shares of Enron for future profits? Only $10 a share.

 

[JRJ]

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Thanks for the tip crab bait, I'm on it. You've got way better advice than my breaker. ya no whut i mean. pass me them taters um hum.

 

[12Footer]

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The only problem with that plan is, I'm broke too,JB. I just had to buy a new truck, because I totalled-out my Toyota.<br />As long as we are eating and haven't lost the farm, all is ok.

 

[JB]

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Well, 12Footer, I've been rich and I've been poor. Bein' rich is sure more comfortable, but the fish don't bite any better.

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

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And this reminds me, do you people "FREECYCLE?"<br />Best way to get rid of stuff you have laying around.<br />I'm sure there is a Freecycle group in your area.<br />Just go here http://freecycle.org/ and find a group in your area.<br /><br />Number of Freecycle™ Communities: 3,392 <br /><br />Number of Freecycle™ Members: 1,996,890 <br /><br />Just remember, everything is free.

 

[ZmOz]

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Originally posted by crab bait:<br />but if'n you bought a $ 1000 dollars of say BUDWEISER.. the beer ,, not the stock.. drank-it-all,, then turned in the cans in for the recycle money..<br /><br />you'd be $ 214 dollars the richer..

Who the hell is giving you ~17 cents per can? <br />($18.99/24 pack = 1263 cans/$1000)

 

[sangerwaker]

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Hey ZmOz, check the date on the opening post. SBN's been diggin in the trash again.

 

[ZmOz]

Re: it pays to recycle

Originally posted by sangerwaker:<br /> Hey ZmOz, check the date on the opening post. SBN's been diggin in the trash again.

I don't think they were giving 17 cents a can in 2002 either.

 

[JB]

Re: it pays to recycle

Bad, Spinner! BAD!!