How to use a boat launch

SuperNova

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Re: How to use a boat launch

I welcome all help if and when I need it. Just don't give me that I know it all attitude.

I used to have that before I figured out how dumb I really am.....that kind of knowledge only comes with age.....now that I know I'm wrong 99.9% of the time I've dropped the attitude......mostly....lol
 

rjlipscomb

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Re: How to use a boat launch

I try to practice patience. What bothers me are the morons that ignore the rights of others. They load the boat on the ramp. They tie up the boat at the ramp preventing others from using it while they get their truck. The list goes on. What doesn't bother me is when people are trying, but just having either bad luck or not experienced enough. But, they're trying their best. I don't know anyone born with boating/launching experience. So I assume we all most learn sometime and then practice somewhere. It's okay with me is you need to take extra time retrieving in a cross wind. Better safe than unsafe. Now, if the ramp is really backed up, please don't let your wife figure it out. If it's just a couple of boats/trucks, take your time and be safe. Someone said, "I'm going boating to relax and enjoy life". Now, why should I ruin that enjoyment by getting angry before I get on the water. As for the morons, at some point, they'll be behind me driving home. While I'm relaxing and enjoying the drive, they'll be stressed out! :D:D:D:D
 

barus243

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Re: How to use a boat launch

This past Friday happened to be the busiest day of the season thus far at the ramp. The ramp that I frequent has 8 ramps running down and on a bad day maybe 5 of them at a time are being used. This day was the exception with everything just going as wide open as possible. I was just grateful that I wasn't in a hurry since a couple of ramps were clogged with people just having a few issues. The first issue was a Mako center console who made the mistake of taking the winch strap off a bit too early and was just grounded on the ramp. Then we had a pontoon who was having engine trouble who just wanted to try and repair the OB while on the ramp. Finally we had a couple of guys who were testing out a boat. These individuals had a new stratos and they were just going out on the water and back to the dock back and forth. They had the Silverado with the trailer in the water and they were coming back into the no wake zone and when reaching the bouys they were lifting the throttle the falling off full speed at that time while using full reverse to keep from hitting the dock. Me and the wife just ended up dropping the anchor off to the side (way off to the side) and enjoying the show.
 

smokeonthewater

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Re: How to use a boat launch

Nothing pisses me off more than the people fishing right on the ramp slips blocking access for boaters coming in and out. Some of them have attitude if you actually use the ramp for purpose it was intended.

This is my favorite. And then they give you dirty looks because you need to use the ramp.

There are some of these folks who fish at lightly used ramps and they see ya commin and move out of the way while you are unstrapping and some that act like you are a jerk for wanting to launch a boat on their own personal fishing ramp..... the former I smile say hi offer a soda.... in general treat them like anyone else who treats me decent heck I've even taken a complete stranger fishing in the boat with me before..... The latter I pretend that I don't even see them and let em wonder if I'm gonna back the boat right over them.... Then I give them the "what the hell are you doing in the road" speech..... lol Of course there is a huge sign that says no fishing from dock or ramp and just a few hundred feet away my tax money has payed for a huge fishing peir

with me you get what you give
 

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There are some of these folks who fish at lightly used ramps and they see ya commin and move out of the way while you are unstrapping and some that act like you are a jerk for wanting to launch a boat on their own personal fishing ramp..... the former I smile say hi offer a soda.... in general treat them like anyone else who treats me decent heck I've even taken a complete stranger fishing in the boat with me before..... The latter I pretend that I don't even see them and let em wonder if I'm gonna back the boat right over them.... Then I give them the "what the hell are you doing in the road" speech..... lol Of course there is a huge sign that says no fishing from dock or ramp and just a few hundred feet away my tax money has payed for a huge fishing peir

with me you get what you give

Usially there is more fish, and fish is bigger in those "no fishing" zones.
 

HappierWet

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Sorry, the OP missed the fourth part of any launch area....namely the spectator area. The opening and closing highlights for me are watching the shenanigans. I'll help where I can if it looks like it would be welcome. Mostly I stand back and smile. Got a video camera for Christmas though, so that may add something to the festivities on the local ramp.:rolleyes:
 

Aviator5

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Sorry, the OP missed the fourth part of any launch area....namely the spectator area. The opening and closing highlights for me are watching the shenanigans. I'll help where I can if it looks like it would be welcome. Mostly I stand back and smile. Got a video camera for Christmas though, so that may add something to the festivities on the local ramp.:rolleyes:

I hear you. My slip in the marina is right in front of the ramp. Free entertainment every weekend:D
 

SuperNova

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Re: How to use a boat launch

Sorry, the OP missed the fourth part of any launch area....namely the spectator area. The opening and closing highlights for me are watching the shenanigans. I'll help where I can if it looks like it would be welcome. Mostly I stand back and smile. Got a video camera for Christmas though, so that may add something to the festivities on the local ramp.:rolleyes:
Yeah, I know I've seen you plenty of times just standing there watching them with that doo-doo eating grin of yours on your face........
 

AZBoatDreamer

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Yeah, I know I've seen you plenty of times just standing there watching them with that doo-doo eating grin of yours on your face........


Yea thats all I and my wife needs is people sitting there watching us like they are grading us on our performance. Adds to our nervousness.
 

northernmerc

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Here in western Canada, as elsewhere, boat launches are more entertaining than a zoo. You name it and you'll see it there, sooner or later. But one that we use is worse than all the others.

The thing that bugs me the most at this small lake in the national park that we like to go to is swimmers in the launch area. Signs (complete with a picture of a swimmer with an X drawn through it) are posted next to the launch dock indicating that no swimming is allowed. Yet, dozens of kids run up and down the dock and dive in and swim among the boats coming and going. The floating dock appears to be the main attraction. There is a marked off swimming area with a long, sandy beach less than one hundred yards away, but they refuse to use that area.

When we approach the dock, we sit on the horn and carefully try to dodge the kids. They just glare at us with a look that says, "what are you doing in our swimming area?" So far, no one has been hit by a boat or prop (at least not that we have heard of). But it may just be a matter of time until that happens.

The national park chooses not to enforce the no swimming in the boat launch area. We've complained, but it does no good. The reason appears to be that nearly all of the kids diving and swimming there come from a nearby community, a community to which normal rules don't apply, and no one wants to infringe on their rights to enjoyment of the lake. I have seen upset boaters go over and talk to the kids' parents, who usually are lounging on the grass not far from the boat launch. All the boaters get for their trouble is argument and abuse. One woman I talked to last summer about getting her kids out of the area accused me of discrimination.

When the kids and their parents leave, they don't bother cleaning up their garbage either. We often go along later and pick up dirty diapers, drink containers, forgotten clothing, etc. I guess littering is another right. Again, park authorities seem unwilling to try to enforce that rule with this group of people.

So next time you get upset about someone launching their boat a little slowly, just think that it could be worse.:eek:
 

skargo

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Yeah, I had to deal with "vacationers" at our ramp last year. I couldn't even get into the ramp because of swimmers. I was nice at first, until they gave me a ton of lip. I then showed the the shiny sharp looking thing with 3 blades and told them they must want to be an amputee.
 

SuperNova

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Yea thats all I and my wife needs is people sitting there watching us like they are grading us on our performance. Adds to our nervousness.
Nah they're not watching you and grading you.........they're just debating everything from how good you are in the bedroom to how many years of jailtime your delinquent children are probably gonna serve in their lifetimes.....all based on your ramp technique and etiquette. But don't wory about them...they obviously don't even have boats.....:D
 

HappierWet

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Nah they're not watching you and grading you.........they're just debating everything from how good you are in the bedroom to how many years of jailtime your delinquent children are probably gonna serve in their lifetimes.....all based on your ramp technique and etiquette. But don't wory about them...they obviously don't even have boats.....:D

ROFLMAO

Plus I'm looking to see what you use for mooring lines....ski line, clothesline......KITE STRING????:D:D
 

MTribe08

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Here in western Canada, as elsewhere, boat launches are more entertaining than a zoo. You name it and you'll see it there, sooner or later. But one that we use is worse than all the others.

The thing that bugs me the most at this small lake in the national park that we like to go to is swimmers in the launch area. Signs (complete with a picture of a swimmer with an X drawn through it) are posted next to the launch dock indicating that no swimming is allowed. Yet, dozens of kids run up and down the dock and dive in and swim among the boats coming and going. The floating dock appears to be the main attraction. There is a marked off swimming area with a long, sandy beach less than one hundred yards away, but they refuse to use that area.

When we approach the dock, we sit on the horn and carefully try to dodge the kids. They just glare at us with a look that says, "what are you doing in our swimming area?" So far, no one has been hit by a boat or prop (at least not that we have heard of). But it may just be a matter of time until that happens.

The national park chooses not to enforce the no swimming in the boat launch area. We've complained, but it does no good. The reason appears to be that nearly all of the kids diving and swimming there come from a nearby community, a community to which normal rules don't apply, and no one wants to infringe on their rights to enjoyment of the lake. I have seen upset boaters go over and talk to the kids' parents, who usually are lounging on the grass not far from the boat launch. All the boaters get for their trouble is argument and abuse. One woman I talked to last summer about getting her kids out of the area accused me of discrimination.

When the kids and their parents leave, they don't bother cleaning up their garbage either. We often go along later and pick up dirty diapers, drink containers, forgotten clothing, etc. I guess littering is another right. Again, park authorities seem unwilling to try to enforce that rule with this group of people.

So next time you get upset about someone launching their boat a little slowly, just think that it could be worse.:eek:

Welcome to the Generation of Entitlement.. About to get worse...much worse down here...
 

F14CRAZY

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Re: How to use a boat launch

Even when I first started out using ramps with my Jet Skis I used my common sense and courtesy to stay out of the way and move quickly (without compromising safety obviously). When waiting in line to launch ill hop out and get the boat ready while I have someone else stay in my vehicle and move when the line moves.

If I'm by myself and have to retrieve I quickly tie my boat up and run and get the tow rig.
 

AZBoatDreamer

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Nah they're not watching you and grading you.........they're just debating everything from how good you are in the bedroom to how many years of jailtime your delinquent children are probably gonna serve in their lifetimes.....all based on your ramp technique and etiquette. But don't wory about them...they obviously don't even have boats.....:D

"How good I am in the Bedroom" I guess I need more practice in that department too. :D
 

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Re: How to use a boat launch

My peeve is, those with wet jets, that have slim trailers and full size trucks. We call them "little rubber people". they get so close to you on thin ramps that you can't open your door to pull out. and on the lake they will run wide open between you and your best fishing spot. don't get my wrong, I run over 60mph, but i steer wide for fishermen. Sometimes i have thought about showing them that they are NOT the BADEST on the water. BUT!! they don't look around , SO! something bad could happen.
 

koko1

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My peeve is, those with wet jets, that have slim trailers and full size trucks. We call them "little rubber people". they get so close to you on thin ramps that you can't open your door to pull out. and on the lake they will run wide open between you and your best fishing spot. don't get my wrong, I run over 60mph, but i steer wide for fishermen. Sometimes i have thought about showing them that they are NOT the BADEST on the water. BUT!! they don''t look around , SO! something bad could happen.

I have some similar that happen to me many times... I remember this one time a jet ski was going around and around my boat, probably 3-4 times in a cove... Granted this lake is 69,000 acres big so there is plenty of room to do that crap anywhere, but he insisted on doing it 30 feet around my boat.. About the 4th time he went around I got one or my rods with a spinner bait on it and slung it at him, not meaning to hit him of course...I let it get a few feet from him and jerked it back and he got the message... I just think some people are idiots and mainly have no common courtesy.
 

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I love watching people trying to TIE mooring lines
LOL

:D Yeah, I hear you. I cant decide which end is worse..... the boat with a chain of 20 overhand knots or the dock with 30 feet of line wrapped around a six inch cleat......
 
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