How to say stupid, nicely

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ob

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Hey .....I didn't see that one.Does that mean I'm err uh ......well nevermind. :eek:
 
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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

His family tree has no branches.<br />My favorite... got sh.. for brains
 
gonfishn

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

When they passed out the brains he thought they said trains so he hid behind the door or<br />Dumb as a box of rocks..
 
SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Originally posted by gonfishn:<br /> When they passed out the brains he thought they said trains so he hid behind the door
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Or he said give me a short one(brain). :D
 
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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Dumber than a football bat...just a small change in that one ;)
 
62_Kiwi

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

A cheeseburger short of a happy meal... :D
 
Bassy

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Courtesy of George Clooney character in Oh Brother where art Thou:<br />
As smart as a bag full of hammers
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clanton

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

If brains were oil, would not be enough to lubricate the alternator in a lighting bug.<br /><br />Delete after 2 hours.
 
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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Posted by LF: "Sharp as a bowling ball."<br /><br />That's one ball short of a handful :eek: :D
 
Kenneth Brown

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

You know personal attacks are not allowed on this board. I have been told all of these sayings all my life and I feel like ya'll are just pickin' on me. This ain't funny! <br /><br />By the way- I heard a new one the other day too- Hooked on phonics didn't work to well for that feller did it.
 
jtexas

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

just remember what my Mom used to say:<br /><br />If you had one more brain cell it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.<br /><br />or<br /><br />If you had one more brain cell it'd be lonely.<br /><br />or<br /><br />If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
 
dolluper

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Three pickles short of a jar-----two bricks short of a load ----still downloading-----off or on it's the same-----a roof with no shingles----a hindge without a pin----won't bootup A
 
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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Your brain rolling down the edge of a razor blade would look like a BB going down the highway...
 
Bart Sr.

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

The stop arm is down but the lights aren't blinking.
 
cbnoodles

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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Not the brightest bulb in the box.<br /><br />If brains were gas, she couldn't power a mini-bike around a BB.
 
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Re: How to say stupid, nicely

Only got one brain cell but thats concentrating on breathing.
 
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