Re: Gentlemen, we need to talk. Sorry Ladies
Just use my ol stand by, it works everytime.<br />______________________________________________<br /> Collards is green,<br /> My dog's name is Blue<br /> And I'm so lucky<br /> To have a sweet thang like you.<br /><br /> Yore hair is like cornsilk<br /> A-flapping in the breeze.<br /> Softer than Blue's<br /> And without all them fleas.<br /><br /> You move like the bass,<br /> Which excite me in May.<br /> You ain't got no scales<br /> But I luv you anyway.<br /><br /> Yo're as satisfy'n as okry<br /> Jist a-fry'n in the pan.<br /> Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"<br /> Right out of the can.<br /><br /> You have some'a yore teeth,<br /> For which I am proud;<br /> I hold my head high<br /> When we're in a crowd.<br /><br /> On special occasions,<br /> When you shave under yore arms,<br /> Well, I'm in hawg heaven,<br /> And awed by yore charms.<br /><br /> Still them fellers at work,<br /> They all want to know,<br /> What I did to deserve<br /> Such a purdy, young doe.<br /><br /> Like a good roll of duct tape<br /> Yo're there fer yore man,<br /> To patch up life's troubles<br /> And fix what you can.<br /><br /> Yo're as cute as a junebug<br /> A-buzzin' overhead.<br /> You ain't mean like those far ants<br /> I found in my bed.<br /><br /> Cut from the best cloth<br /> Like a plaid flannel shirt,<br /> You spark up my life<br /> More than a fresh load of dirt.<br /><br /> When you hold me real tight<br /> Like a padded gunrack,<br /> My life is complete;<br /> Ain't nuttin' I lack.<br /><br /> Yore complexion, it's perfection,<br /> Like the best vinyl sidin'.<br /> Despite all the years,<br /> Yore age, it keeps hidin'.<br /><br /> Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie<br /> With a RC cold drank,<br /> We go together<br /> Like a skunk goes with stank.<br /><br /> Some men, they buy chocolate<br /> For Valentine's Day;<br /> They git it at Wal-Mart,<br /> It's romantic that way.<br /><br /> Some men git roses<br /> On that special day<br /> From the cooler at Kroger.<br /> That's impressive," I say.<br /><br /> Some men buy fine diamonds<br /> From a flea market booth.<br /> "Diamonds are forever,"<br /> They explain, suave and couth.<br /><br /> But for this man, honey,<br /> These won't do.<br /> Cause yore too special,<br /> You sweet thang you.<br /><br /> I got you a gift,<br /> Without taste nor odor,<br /> More useful than diamonds......<br /> <br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br /><br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />..<br />.<br />
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<br /><br />Will work, try it and see.
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