Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Okieboatguy

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I think he mis-worded it, I think it is supposed to say, "I will pay YOU $5,000 to haul it away."
or that is the location he buys his crack at, and assumes you have the same visions he does.........
 
jjacobs007

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

At least you will never have to look for a sandy beach to camp on,with that bayliner, ha ha
 
SWD

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Yeah...its a project alright! For the landfill!
 
MWBoatFan

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Maybe asking a tad much for this one!

Posted: 2013-07-09, 8:54PM CDT
95 Celebrity-Project/Parts/Salvage - $1200 (Erie, Ks)
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This is a 95 Celebrity 19 ft ski boat. 4.3L V-6 Yamaha. Starts and runs, no knocks, outdrive shifts good, fluid looks good. The outer hull is oxidized, bottom scratched, but it is solid with no cracks. That's the end of the good. The trailer is twisted toward the front, it pulls fine, but looks terrible. The interior is TRASHED. The floor is rotted through the seats are rotted completely away.

I am selling as parts/salvage. If you are ambitious and have tools and talent this boat does have some potential.

$1200

6two0-four33-178zero.

Location: Erie, Ks
95 Celebrity-Project/Parts/Salvage
 
lakelover

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Looks like this one is more leak than boat:

Aluminum Row Boat

"Had a few leaks and used some a few cans of Flex seal...."

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lakelover

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I thought about the screen door ad when I saw the ad.
 
V153

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Saw one awhile back that included a brand new "Trolling Mother" ...
 
dockrash

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

1972 Merc Beached Cruiser

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls *** tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had p magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer.
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mercurymang

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

dockrash said:
1972 Merc Beached Cruiser

ok this right here is a prime honey hauler. lemme break it down for you. in one month it will be boat season. until then all you have to do is wax it. float up to the beach in this bad ***** and the hoes will flock. happens every year! give me a ride they asked, I'll take my bikini top off they said. but it doesn't end there. with this two stroke motor you can practically call yourself a chemist mixing the gas and oil. this wave slammer hauls *** tho. if the girls don't take their top off that's ok cause the wind speed will blow em off for sure. cant afford a malibu? you probably cant afford the women on one either. this is the boat for you. being built in 1972 the creators definitely had p magnet on the build sheet. this is a bachelors dream right here. and you won't find a better deal, for only one easy payment of 600 bucks this chick magnet will be yours!! I hate to see it go but it's just time to move the fortune to another lucky guy. but thats not all, there's more! the trailer has built in guides on the side for when you are hammered drunk at the end of the day so you can still get er loaded up. shoot me a text and make your wet dreams a reality 510 2340 cash or trade offers welcome. oh and if you could not flag my ad, that would be great. this is real and i have titles in hand for boat and trailer.
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Funny one. Not sure if you noticed but I saw the exact same verbage on another CL add. Someone copied and pasted the text and is placing it on different pictures. Still funny though.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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:facepalm:
I have $42.50 to spend on a resto, is this a 'full gut' project? Or merely a cleanup & polish only?

At least the seller didn't list 'Clearly worth my asking$'

Is that a Bayliner? Wonder if it might have water intrusion problems & waterlogged foam.....
 
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