Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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bassman284

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

reelfishin said:
http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2206915031.html

112 evenrude 20'' shaft - $500 (waretown)
Date: 2011-02-10, 10:06AM EST
Reply to: sale-sxf5t-2206915031@craigslist.org

needs over size poston in one cyider the rest of the motor is good power trim unit lower all parts aer thir 500.00 its yours call 609-548-1124

* Location: waretown
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Well, heck, it only needs ONE oversize piston. How bad could it be?
 
SparkieBoat

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I really love the ones that proclaim to be a "steal" or "best deal on craigs list" or just simply "great deal"..guaranteed they are all priced at least %50 too high...
 
Wrongsyde

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Some people know how to get the important information across concisely... like the color... oh, and that it has seats.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/2176753768.html

Boat and Trailor - $500 (Rathdrum, Idaho)
Date: 2011-01-23, 9:40PM PST
Reply to: sale-e5vbw-2176753768@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Trailor is viking colors and boat is aluminum silver with purple and yellow writing on it. $500 obo. bench seats in boat need a little work.

* Location: Rathdrum, Idaho
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's a goodie!

I'd snap it up, but I do all my own work,,, and don't think I could re-tile the swimming pool.

LUXURY CASINO CRUISE SHIP BUILT IN 1955 BUT BELONGED TO 6 DIFFERENT CRUISE LINES WITH MULTIPLE UPGRADES AND MODERNIZATION , 330 FT , 44FT BEAM, 9 FT DRAUGHT, 1600 PASSENGERS, RESTAURANT, NIGHTCLUB, 3 CASINS , HELIPAD, FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD CLASS STATEROOMS ( THIRD CLASS STATEROOMS NEED SOME REPAIRS) 4 MERCEDES BENZ -MAYBACH ENGINES (ONE ENGINE NEEDS SOME REPAIRS) V-12 , 6000HP, SWIMMING POOL NEEDS TO BE RETILED) MUST SELL DUE TO SEVERE FINANCIAL AND FAMILY CRISIS AT $199,000. ,WILL FINANCE IF NECESSARY. PLEASE CALL TEL 321 682 6351

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/2215792416.html
 
Joshua Nichols

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

fishrdan said:
Here's a goodie!

I'd snap it up, but I do all my own work,,, and don't think I could re-tile the swimming pool.

LUXURY CASINO CRUISE SHIP BUILT IN 1955 BUT BELONGED TO 6 DIFFERENT CRUISE LINES WITH MULTIPLE UPGRADES AND MODERNIZATION , 330 FT , 44FT BEAM, 9 FT DRAUGHT, 1600 PASSENGERS, RESTAURANT, NIGHTCLUB, 3 CASINS , HELIPAD, FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD CLASS STATEROOMS ( THIRD CLASS STATEROOMS NEED SOME REPAIRS) 4 MERCEDES BENZ -MAYBACH ENGINES (ONE ENGINE NEEDS SOME REPAIRS) V-12 , 6000HP, SWIMMING POOL NEEDS TO BE RETILED) MUST SELL DUE TO SEVERE FINANCIAL AND FAMILY CRISIS AT $199,000. ,WILL FINANCE IF NECESSARY. PLEASE CALL TEL 321 682 6351

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/2215792416.html
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But no picture... Funny how you can end up in a family crisis in Vegas...
 
Joshua Nichols

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wrongsyde said:
Some people know how to get the important information across concisely... like the color... oh, and that it has seats.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/2176753768.html

Boat and Trailor - $500 (Rathdrum, Idaho)
Date: 2011-01-23, 9:40PM PST
Reply to: sale-e5vbw-2176753768@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Trailor is viking colors and boat is aluminum silver with purple and yellow writing on it. $500 obo. bench seats in boat need a little work.

* Location: Rathdrum, Idaho
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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It's spooky how often trailer is spelled wrong
 
86 century

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ok 3.5l 4cly pics of the owner and camp site instead of item for sale.

Maybe i have a strange sens of humor. I find stupidity funny
 
thesledhead

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

raymondpickens said:
http://austin.craigslist.org/boa/2203005723.html 3200$ wth :confused:
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4000 dolla boat before the bbq LOL

Joshua Nichols said:
Wow a boat b que..... Is it a 350 or a 454? "mercruiser 350 454" Austin is a weird town so the seller is likely a burnt out hippie who got stoned and set his boat on fire:facepalm:
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well you can see from the pics its a small block with a alpha drive WTF is he thinking??? maybe scrap will hit a all time high and the "tralor" will be worth 3200 LOL
H8tank said:
LOL, $23,998! What a deal!
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OUCH..... WTF, that little typo must have cost em a pretty penny in listing fees
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I almost feel sorry for this guy . . .

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/boa/2227355516.html

Must see. Great for a lake fishing.
Brand new paint.

2 new life vest, ( BRAND NEW)

NEW OER

TROLLING MOTOR

4HP EVENDURE motor. (paid $500) works great.

3 Bampers

Seats are new. wooded with SPAR-BARNISH FINISH

MUST SELL. ASAP.

ASKING $ 900.00.....MUST SEE.....

xxx xxx xxxx TEXT , CALL , LEAVE A CALL BACK NUMBER. PLEASE.

LOCATION LAKE ELSINORE.

He's either desperate, stupid or both. Click it for the accidental pic of the computer that he is including. I like the misspelling of Evendure. Would have made a good brand name for OBs or engines of any type. Sort of sounds like Ever Endure, like they might last forever. Price is actually reasonable, especially if you actually do get the computer.
 
QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I think it's a Barnished fender . . . :confused:
 
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