Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[bob johnson]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

those mariners must be REALLY under rated!!!!!!! ha ha ha


http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/1811668856.html

the price isnt bad for the boat!!!!

but an 8.8 mariner on a 17 foot boat with three people pulling a water skier???????

hey they didnt say he was up on the skis!! maybe they are just dragging him in the water!! ha ha ha

bob

 

[Isaacm1986]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

those mariners must be REALLY under rated!!!!!!! ha ha ha


http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/1811668856.html

the price isnt bad for the boat!!!!

but an 8.8 mariner on a 17 foot boat with three people pulling a water skier???????

hey they didnt say he was up on the skis!! maybe they are just dragging him in the water!! ha ha ha

bob

That made me laugh! I have a 8hp chrysler in my garage, maybe I should go water skiing this afternoon!

 

[saumon]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

those mariners must be REALLY under rated!!!!!!! ha ha ha


http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/1811668856.html

the price isnt bad for the boat!!!!

but an 8.8 mariner on a 17 foot boat with three people pulling a water skier???????

hey they didnt say he was up on the skis!! maybe they are just dragging him in the water!! ha ha ha

bob

He also add that it feature a "removeable drain plug". Wow, what a genius idea!

 

[PigPen4x4]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Maybe if they're all under 7.....

those mariners must be REALLY under rated!!!!!!! ha ha ha


http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/boa/1811668856.html

the price isnt bad for the boat!!!!

but an 8.8 mariner on a 17 foot boat with three people pulling a water skier???????

hey they didnt say he was up on the skis!! maybe they are just dragging him in the water!! ha ha ha

bob

 

[convergent]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Anyone think this guy might not be totally honest here....

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/boa/1811881251.html

wtb 115-200 hp boatmotor

i have a johnson 135hp on my boat. and i want another motor. my motor runs fine. i would be willing to trade motors if interested, but im lookin a motor 115 hp - 200 hp i have cash in hand ready

contact me by email or call/text xxx-xxx-xxxx

 

[Aqualift]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://denver.craigslist.org/boa/1814331014.html

 

[Isaacm1986]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://denver.craigslist.org/boa/1814331014.html

Just makes me laugh! I love Craigslist and what people post on it!

 

[marlboro180]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That one from Denver is a classic ! Love all the time spent with the text added to the pictures, and the blunt nature of it. ! That so far is in the running for my favorite thus far

 

[reelfishin]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I wonder what he thinks its worth?
A 47 year old hull and a 35+ year old motor with an invisible trailer must be worth a really nice trade!

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1808378810.html

20 foot center console trade for ??? (pemberton)
Date: 2010-06-24, 10:08AM EDT
Reply to: sale-juahx-1808378810@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

looking to trade for a diff. toy quad enduro bike dirt bike street bike jeep ( no Cherokees) quad must be a kfx400 or z400 and up no smaller and no 400ex unless its real clean and has some mods or bolt ons what ever i trade for must have paper work of some kind bill of sale any thing like that enduro must be street-able and have title jeep must have title and what ever i trade for must run 100% as my boat dose I am also taking cash offers on it i have all the papers for my boat and trailer ... send pix to southjerseytoys@yahoo.com ............all cables r new all wiring is new motor is fresh only has 2 seasons on witch is about 3 hours of run time the hull is a 1964 larson the motor is an evinrude star-lite 85 witch is 85hp and every thing else is new as of 2009 (cables wiring all that ) the trailer is a load rite

* Location: pemberton
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[marlboro180]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Love it Reel^^^^

How about this?

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/boa/1813474374.html

We are located at XXXXXX Stringers Bridge Rd. East Troy , WI. We rent fishing boats ,rent slips to store your boat on the water, and we sell live bait. Call for more information. The cost to rent a boat with out a motor is 20.00 per day. If you want to rent a boat with a motor the cost is 75.00 per day. Call XXXXXXX if you have any questions. We are located 30 miles south west of Milwaukee.

Sure, we want to rent these boats w/o a motor!

 

[Kracken]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Yup this would be a 70mph+ boat with: A new hull, floor and oh yeah a fast motor. I think this Craig?s List gem is closer to being a kiddie pool, than a boat.

http://nh.craigslist.org/boa/1815590359.html

1975 hydro stream ventura II - $1000 (concord)

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Date: 2010-06-28, 2:30PM EDT
Reply to: see below

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1975 Hydro Stream Ventura II speed boat for sale these boats easly reached speeds of over 75 MPH with the merc outboards the floor needs work and the hull needs a wet sanding and a clear coat to bring it back to orig shine. These boats came from the factory with a gas pedal set up. It is 16 feet long and over 8 feet wide very stable at high speeds call me at 603 300 8845 and if you dont know what a hydrostream is look it up or dont bother calling thanks Jim


Location: concord
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[ajgraz]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ya know how most boat ads give way too much "info" and not enough pics?

Well here's the opposite:
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/boa/1816214113.html

Title: Boat with Mercury Marine Engine - $650

Text: Please call Eddie at (760) 533-xxxx for information. No trades or tattoos, please.

(Followed by 6 rather large pics of a boat that looks like it's been sitting next to a shed for the last 20+ years.)

 

[Scottimus]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Ya know how most boat ads give way too much "info" and not enough pics?

Well here's the opposite:
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/boa/1816214113.html

Title: Boat with Mercury Marine Engine - $650

Text: Please call Eddie at (760) 533-xxxx for information. No trades or tattoos, please.

(Followed by 6 rather large pics of a boat that looks like it's been sitting next to a shed for the last 20+ years.)

A wealth of information there

 

[trejac]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"Want to trade diamond engagement ring and band for jetski"
I guess I'm demented because I found this funny!!!!!!

 

[reelfishin]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

$14,000??? 09 motor or not it's still a 19 year old boat.


http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1817815160.html

16' FLATS BOAT - $14000 (LINWOOD, NJ, 08221)
Date: 2010-06-29, 5:07PM EDT
Reply to: sale-hbhsp-1817815160@craigslist.org

1991 Rfx flats boat in excellent condition. Has a 2009 90 horse 2 stroke Yamaha warrantied until 2013. Motor has less than 11 hours on it. 55lb. thrust Minn Kota salt water trolling motor, dual batteries with charging system, LencoTrim Tabs, GARMIN GPS MAP PLOTTER SOUNDER, 18' Loomis push pole, live well and aft storage compartments, removable back rest. all safety equipment, includes trailer call me at 609-402-5337 My name is Tony

* Location: LINWOOD, NJ, 08221
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[scipper77]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Too honest or typo?? You decide.

http://rochester.craigslist.org/boa/1817998522.html

Used out drive for boat. payed $500 for it on craigslist and would like to get $550 back out of it. We never used it

 

[25thmustang]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Almost a steal...

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/boa/1806719603.html

 

[Andy'sDelight]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

$14,000??? 09 motor or not it's still a 19 year old boat.


http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1817815160.html

16' FLATS BOAT - $14000 (LINWOOD, NJ, 08221)
Date: 2010-06-29, 5:07PM EDT
Reply to: sale-hbhsp-1817815160@craigslist.org

1991 Rfx flats boat in excellent condition. Has a 2009 90 horse 2 stroke Yamaha warrantied until 2013. Motor has less than 11 hours on it. 55lb. thrust Minn Kota salt water trolling motor, dual batteries with charging system, LencoTrim Tabs, GARMIN GPS MAP PLOTTER SOUNDER, 18' Loomis push pole, live well and aft storage compartments, removable back rest. all safety equipment, includes trailer call me at 609-402-5337 My name is Tony

* Location: LINWOOD, NJ, 08221
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Not to mention there's not many places to use a "Flats" boat in NJ.

 

[saumon]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Are thoses blured pics a CL thing or what? It seems that they take old polaroids then scan them. Technology has evolved a bit now and you can buy a digital cam for 20$...

 

[eli_lilly]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Yup this would be a 70mph+ boat with: A new hull, floor and oh yeah a fast motor. I think this Craig?s List gem is closer to being a kiddie pool, than a boat.

http://nh.craigslist.org/boa/1815590359.html

1975 hydro stream ventura II - $1000 (concord)

One of the best yet, that boat is a heap!!

-E