Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[poconojoe]

I like the "natural" look!
Can you imagine running this boat the way it is with those trees growing in there? That would be some spectacle. Definitely would turn some heads. Every year they have a boat parade on the lake we frequent. All different themes as you can imagine. This boat would definitely be something unique that no one has ever seen!

 

[mickyryan]

folks believe too strongly in the sucker is born every minute thing.

 

[hvymtl939]

Saw this on facebook today. Craigslist be like "floor has a couple of soft spots, but the transom's great!"

 

[oldrem]

Saw this on facebook today. Craigslist be like "floor has a couple of soft spots, but the transom's great!"

That's too funny. Transom probably just needs a little epoxy right?

 

[hvymtl939]

That's too funny. Transom probably just needs a little epoxy right?

Flex seal tape should do the trick!

 

[GA_Boater]

A Merc wouldn't fall off like that. They don't run long enough. LOL j/k

 

[mickyryan]

A Merc wouldn't fall off like that. They don't run long enough. LOL j/k

Shots fired....

 

[poconojoe]

Saw this on facebook today. Craigslist be like "floor has a couple of soft spots, but the transom's great!"

Too funny!

 

[jbuote]

A little confused..... A "Bass Boat" for $250!!
Umm.. Which one? Your ad says condition is excellent!
Umm... Where is it? The one in the garage? Not sure a leaf blower on a kayak counts as a Bass boat with a 25hp.
Or is it the one you took a picture of a screen with a picture so it's probably not yours?

https://providence.craigslist.org/bo...637421009.html

But hey! Let's NEGOTIATE!! :doh:

 

[jbuote]

And then I find this.....

Any foam in this, must be soaked in GOLD!

https://providence.craigslist.org/boa/d/14-ft-tri-hull-with/6617748296.html

 

[poconojoe]

And then I find this.....

Any foam in this, must be soaked in GOLD!

https://providence.craigslist.org/boa/d/14-ft-tri-hull-with/6617748296.html

Hey, but.... "the battery needs a charge but it's good"!!!

 

[Watermann]

And then I find this.....

Any foam in this, must be soaked in GOLD!

https://providence.craigslist.org/boa/d/14-ft-tri-hull-with/6617748296.html

So is power that expensive in RI that you can't even charge a "good" battery?
"Comes with deep cycle battery and box, battery needs a charge but is good."

 

[jbuote]

So is power that expensive in RI that you can't even charge a "good" battery?
"Comes with deep cycle battery and box, battery needs a charge but is good."

Must be!! Guess I got a good deal from my provider.. I can charge BOTH my batteries! ound:

 

[NYBo]

Saw this on facebook today. Craigslist be like "floor has a couple of soft spots, but the transom's great!"

It's terrible when your Johnson falls off.

 

[roffey]

It's terrible when your Johnson falls off.

really, but his rotted off. I thought they had stuff to prevent that.

 

[oldrem]

Call the doctor - it has a RTD (rotted transom disease)

 

[tomhath]

No mention of titles or registration? Hmmm. Makes you wonder what "a little too friendly" means.

 

[thumpar]

No mention of titles or registration? Hmmm. Makes you wonder what "a little too friendly" means.

The trailer looks like it might be nice if the wheel being like that isn’t too much of a problem.

 

[roffey]

makes you wonder why someone would give that boat away. A tin boat and trailer is worth something.

 

[MTboatguy]

makes you wonder why someone would give that boat away. A tin boat and trailer is worth something.

I don't even find that one to be a funny TLC ad, if it were in my area it would be sitting in my driveway, the spindle or bearing is bad on that one axle, but not a big deal, axles can be replaced. Also non-paperwork boats and trailers around here are very easy to overcome.

Although it seems like a sin to give a tin boat away because we all like boats, many people don't have the dedication we do to being on the water.