Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[roffey]

Go to Home Depot. They usually have a few of them right out front.:lol:

you guys talking camp or clamp....

 

[Patfromny]

It's probably as big as one of the sheds out in front of depot.

 

[SoCalBoatGuy]

This looks like an awesome deal:
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/boa/5865317111.html

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

This looks like an awesome deal:
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/boa/5865317111.html

Great terminology in the ad.

 

[roffey]

Thought I would save it for posterity.

"17 ft spence haul 100 hp evanrude outboard motor was just rebuilt n April new water pump done also in April has a bulge pump new battery new throttle cable 6 month old $1000 bimbie top has its own cover the boat comes with a boat cover a trailer two complete rims and tires for the trailer the tags on the boat and trailer are up to date pink in hand I'll give u an Ancre for the boat a set of skis a ski rope btw the boat will toe a skier no problem have a Brand new three fin prop come with a life jacket and I also have pink for trailer call Brandon @ "

 

[jakedaawg]

You just can't make that stuff up....too good! I wonder what his english teacher said the day she passed him so he'd be out of the classroom.

 

[Grub54891]

You just can't make that stuff up....too good! I wonder what his english teacher said the day she passed him so he'd be out of the classroom.

Some people just can't be "taut"

 

[jakedaawg]

Some people just can't be "taut"

Witty grub....very witty. Love it!

 

[Scott06]

Kinda funny wouldn't think a guy his age would need a bulge pump to handle the two girls. What's sadder is if those are your daughters hanging out with him...

 

[Bayou Dave]

Kinda funny wouldn't think a guy his age would need a bulge pump to handle the two girls. What's sadder is if those are your daughters hanging out with him...

A $1,000 bimbie? Looks like a $200-$400 bimini to me on that 17' spence haul.

 

[redneck joe]

$1000 for both bimbies mightt be worth it...

 

[tallcanadian]

Thought I would save it for posterity.

"17 ft spence haul 100 hp evanrude outboard motor was just rebuilt n April new water pump done also in April has a bulge pump new battery new throttle cable 6 month old $1000 bimbie top has its own cover the boat comes with a boat cover a trailer two complete rims and tires for the trailer the tags on the boat and trailer are up to date pink in hand I'll give u an Ancre for the boat a set of skis a ski rope btw the boat will toe a skier no problem have a Brand new three fin prop come with a life jacket and I also have pink for trailer call Brandon @ "

What is wrong with people???

 

[roffey]

What is wrong with people???

I look at the Kijiji ads often. I saw one ad where the seller would rape his boat every winter. I sent him an email stating he wrapped his boat and not rape it, lol. He never changed the ad. If I can spot a spelling mistake you know its a obvious one.

 

[tallcanadian]

Well, there is that drain hole. I'm just sayin. Maybe he wasn't wrapping it.

 

[sphelps]

My first thought was for the poor parents of the 2 girls .... Maybe he's really a nice kid that just can't spell .... At least the trailer has 2 complete rims ...

 

[roffey]

Well, there is that drain hole. I'm just sayin. Maybe he wasn't wrapping it.

Any port in a storm, so to speak......

 

[redneck joe]

My first thought was for the poor parents of the 2 girls .... Maybe he's really a nice kid that just can't spell .... At least the trailer has 2 complete rims ...

flat brim on the 'baseball' hat tells you all you need to know

 

[Watermann]

You guys out there who have wood working skills will like this one.
[h=2]1944 stancraft 31 foot[/h]

 

[Watermann]

and just in case things don't go as planed on the maiden voyage...
[h=2]3 Person Submarine[/h]

 

[brian4321]

Now THAT would be cool