Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

waju

waju

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

ddrieck said:
Seriously!!!!!! More like pay me $75.00 + the landfill fee to haul it off for you.

http://helena.craigslist.org/boa/1538290470.html


Boat Hull - $75 (Canyon Ferry)

17' fiberglass boat hull. as it sits you haul it.

Serious inquiries please call for details.

Thanks!

Jeff xxx-xxx-xxxx

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This boat would sell around here to be raced.
Every summer they have boat races at the local motor speedway. They wet the track, and cars drag the boats behind them (no trailers). Whoever has biggest piece of boat left at the end wins. It's a blast to watch.
This video shows the start. Anything goes and there are usually a couple of cars written off as well.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1619601
Here's a better video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ous1QVRK_D8
 
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reelfishin

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This isn't a boat but considering that Loran C will be dead after Feb. 8th, this guy has got to be dreaming. I've seen a rash of panic sellers lately all trying to dump their out of date Loran C receivers.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1555586304.html

2 Morrow lorans - $150 (MtRoyal Nj)
Date: 2010-01-16, 12:56PM EST
Reply to: sale-jhj5a-1555586304@craigslist.org

This listing is for 2 Morrow tiger shark lorans in the box with antenaes. $150 OBO

* Location: MtRoyal Nj
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 

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ezmobee

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Apparently it's a dealer and they have like 10 boats on there right now all at RIDICULOUS prices.
 
ddrieck

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

waju said:
This boat would sell around here to be raced.
Every summer they have boat races at the local motor speedway. They wet the track, and cars drag the boats behind them (no trailers). Whoever has biggest piece of boat left at the end wins. It's a blast to watch.
This video shows the start. Anything goes and there are usually a couple of cars written off as well.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1619601
Here's a better video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ous1QVRK_D8
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They have races like this on one of the cable networks. But usually the boats are on trailers and the winner is whoever has the most trailer left. They also use old bumper pull camp trailers and school buses. I have watched them on TV but would like to see one in person some day....would be funny as H*** to watch.
 
scipper77

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Another delusional CL'er. Check out his super fast pentium 4.
http://rochester.craigslist.org/boa/1567506765.html

Trade - My Fast Computer for Your Boat (Rochester, NY)
Date: 2010-01-23, 8:22PM EST
Reply to: sale-xqbxj-1567506765@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Greetings from Rochester, NY.

I am looking for a small boat (18 - 22') on a trailer and have an excellent business / gaming / tv computer to trade.

The system as configured is very fast, and SUPER stable. Whether your application is business, gaming, cable / antenna tv recording & viewing, or some combination of these, this system will perform beautifully.

Here are the specifics so you can see I what I am offering:

- Genuine Intel 945GTP motherboard http://www.intel.com/support/motherboards/desktop/d945gtp/sb/CS-020711.htm
- Genuine Intel Pentium4 processor with CPU cooler
- ATI FireGL 7100 PCIe-16 256mb DDR3 Graphics Card w/ drivers (card alone sells new for up to $900+) http://ati.amd.com/Products/fireglv7100/index.html
- ATI TV Wonder HD 600 PCI Express w/ drivers http://www.amd.com/us/products/pctv/tv-wonder-tuners/Pages/tv-wonder-tv-tuners-for-the-pc.aspx
- D-Link DWL-G132 High-Speed 2.4GHz (802.11g) Wireless 108Mbps USB Adapter http://www.dlink.com/products/?pid=358
- 120gb Maxtor DiamondMax ATA133 7200rpm drive
- DVD/RW ROM Drive
- Windows XP SP3 installed with installation disc and packaging included
- OpenOffice Suite (100% MS Office compatible)
- Keyboard and mouse (17" CRT available if you'd need one)

The motherboard has onboard Intel Gigabit wired network support and Intel? High Definition Audio (5.1). This system would come to you complete and ready to run with a new, fully licensed install of the OS and all software. Fresh and clean, mean and lean.

I can send pics of everything if you'd like to see the system. If we make a deal, I'll deliver the computer and set it up on your home or business network.

You can reach me via email through Craigslist or call Bill at 585-xxx-xxxx. Your boat must be in running condition, have canvas, and be free of major problems. Old boats don't scare me. Inboard, outboard or I/O are all OK as well.

Thanks!
 
ezmobee

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

^^^^^HAHAHAHAHAHA we have a new winner!

That computer is seriously worth about $75 TOPS!
 
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fishrdan

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Maybe not boat related, but I thought it was pretty funny. Rent to own rims... :D

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

That gave me a new busines idea - rent to own propellers, ha-ha:eek:
 
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reelfishin

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

No pics, but seems just a bit high to me.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1570574070.html

1986 Chaparral - $7000 (New Jersey)
Date: 2010-01-25, 7:46PM EST
Reply to: sale-eexzj-1570574070@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

1986 Chaparral 20 ft. with trailer. Owner is a mechanic took good care of the boat. It's clean and runs great!! Must sell ASAP!!

* Location: New Jersey
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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Huron Angler

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

EZ I need some new lights for my trailer...since you're local can ya pick them up for me? Can't pass on a deal like that. I will cover shipping:p:rolleyes:
 
marlboro180

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

ezmobee said:
Then there's this 'tard.
http://york.craigslist.org/boa/1571409992.html
http://york.craigslist.org/boa/1571358125.html

I felt compelled to use my "mess with people on CL" email account to send them a friendly email giving them the actual prices of the brand new versions of what they're selling :D
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Gotta agree on that one.

1983 Mercruiser 140hp. Fits 1982-1986. Good compression, complete dual pump. No oil leaks, newer remain. block. Runs good. Can install call for price. $1400 OBO.
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/boa/1572043461.html
* Location: Juneau
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
 
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