Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Okay, I'll bite.

Is it on the bottom of the bay or on the top of the water? Is the registration current?
I think you need to get us some pics. I'll check back later.
 

jbcurt00

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Hmm, this 1 seems to hit all the marks of an appropriate ad for this thread:
[h=3]not sure of year:[/h]
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After posting this ^^^ pix, it does seem to be sitting on a decent trailer...............
 

bruceb58

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

The previous "owner" is in jail and there is no title! LOL
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Anybody want to tel him Mercurey boat is a Maxum? Trailer does look reasonable.
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This one needs the ad:

It has a sleeper in it dept finder it has no motor its a mecurey 18 ft in decent shape
I dont have title bought it off a guy 5 years ago and last u heard hes in jail so it could be used as parts #XXX-XXX-XXX call or text

I'm not familiar with a "dept finder". Anyone?
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I'm not familiar with a "dept finder". Anyone?
That's the guy you ask when you go to the department store, "where's the tool department?"
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

The previous "owner" is in jail and there is no title! LOL

And "it could be used as parts". In other words, get it off my property and part it out before the cops find it.
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Weird ad but the third pic is priceless for this ad.

No Low ballers please.
On E-bay these boats are going for "BIG BUCKS"

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Rare,vintage Classic boat
 

crabby captain john

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Another wants someone to pay to haul their trash away. If he cannot find an idiot it will either rot farther where it sits and have trees growing out of it or pat $1000 to have it hauled to the landfill.
 

GA_Boater

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

You guys can't be taking that one seriously. It's a sarcastic jab at the absurd ads by someone fed up with them.
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

It is quite a clever funny ad. Buddy has a grasp of what's going on...lol.
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Dang, not sure what to say about that one ^^^^^^^

I actually like it a lot, but it is overpriced by about double, and I think he has made mounting an OB impossible now? Am I missing something? I'll be there this weekend, I'd go look at it if I wasn't wasting his time.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Yeah QC, Sitting on the wrong side of the tree limb sawing away... :laugh:
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"Jet boat with replaced engine" - I guess so, after looking at the outboard hung on the back!
Susuki 12 jet boat
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Dang, not sure what to say about that one ^^^^^^^

I actually like it a lot, but it is overpriced by about double, and I think he has made mounting an OB impossible now? Am I missing something? I'll be there this weekend, I'd go look at it if I wasn't wasting his time.

I must admit, I went back and looked at it twice since finding it Sunday morning before posting it here....It is sorta cool. :facepalm:
 

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Dang, not sure what to say about that one ^^^^^^^

I actually like it a lot, but it is overpriced by about double, and I think he has made mounting an OB impossible now? Am I missing something? I'll be there this weekend, I'd go look at it if I wasn't wasting his time.

I don't think mounting an OB would be a problem. It was originally built to be a camper boat. The last line in his ad said it was built by Ryan Camperboat Co in Long Beach CA. Judging by the design, it had to have had a platform of some sort behind it. I think he just replaced the original with a new one.
 

QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

It still seems like there is no room to mount an OB. Old swimstep design may have allowed it, but I don't see it with the new one.
 
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