Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Eratix 3D

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

jbcurt00 said:
But you over paid, esp since you didn't get any bullets, bullet holes or spent casings :rolleyes:


Then why the flip didn't you fix the holes after you got drunk & shot the hull full of lead?
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He just wanted some expensive explosive ballast!
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Viper2872 said:
Wow....Just wow.....:eek::eek::eek:

15ft (junker) tri hull mfg gypsy with (crap) 85hp force

"I have here a gypsy boat.. thats is name.. gypsy boat. I got drunk and shot a bunch of holes in the hull so it dont float no more. Engine is shot I beached it awhile ago and not only that i ran diesel fuel in it because I thought it would get better mpg.. the rear tandom is ripped right off but i got it on there with bungy starps and duck tape so it still works. but im sure if ur good with wrenches u can fix er up good. im good with bondo and cars so the holes in the boat im sure can be mudded shut with some stuff. Oh and the trailer is twisted i ran over a dock with it. Otherwise its a very good boat. Lots of life in er yet. I know its a fixer uper but its worth the cash moneys. No tire kickers or low ballers need relpy. Only serious cash holding people call 715 495 2040 to buy it 6000 obo its a steal at that. Thanks. "

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I'm not good with bond. :(

Maybe bubblegum will work. And I've got some Gorilla tape to reinforce the haul.
 
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redfury

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

don't overlook the fact that the hull is still draining water from all the water logged foam! Yikes.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Trailing motor

"gose 65 MPH" ....So does mine..............when its behind my truck.


Trailing motor - $65 (national park NJ)

I got a trailing motor gose up to 65 MPH it works great! its a MINNA KOTA
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Location: national park NJ
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

loose rivet said:
Trailing motor

"gose 65 MPH" ....So does mine..............when its behind my truck.


Trailing motor - $65 (national park NJ)

I got a trailing motor gose up to 65 MPH it works great! its a MINNA KOTA
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Holy smokes! is this some newfangled technology? I'm ditching the big block for one of these suckers.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Anyone for a bright yellow trailer?


14' Aluminum boat, motor, and trailer

14' Aluminum boat, motor, and trailer - $1150 (Vineland, NJ 08360)

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14' Sears aluminum boat and trailer (Boat built by Alumacraft for Sears).
Super light boat, easy to handle, has two swivel pedestal seats and new transom wood.
Trailer has LED lights,new bunks, bearing buddies, newer winch, and new rollers two years ago.

Included is a 7.5hp Sears motor that came with the boat.

Will sell boat, motor, or trailer separately. $750 for the boat, $400 for the trailer, and $200 for the motor.
Boat is rated for up to 20hp. Trailer will handle up to about a 16' boat.
Motor has good compression and is clean. I never had a fuel tank to fit the motor and used the boat only with paddles.

Title for boat in hand, have the old registration for Gator trailer.

Email through CL or call 856-three six four-eight six seven one.

$1150 Cash

Location: Vineland, NJ 08360
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Posted: 2013-08-02, 6:58PM EDT
 
matt167

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

IDK, that Shoreline trailer might offset the cost of disposal if it comes with it.

There is actually a 'free' tri hull Glastron someone is selling fairly close to my house for $50, that I have been considering offering 1/2 for as it's actually a pretty clean hull and good size for what I want, but when it comes down to it, it's just not worth it
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

matt167 said:
IDK, that Shoreline trailer might offset the cost of disposal if it comes with it.

There is actually a 'free' tri hull Glastron someone is selling fairly close to my house for $50, that I have been considering offering 1/2 for as it's actually a pretty clean hull and good size for what I want, but when it comes down to it, it's just not worth it
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no its not included. if you click on the free stuff at the top he actually has 2 free boats right togather. both stripped junk. neither come with trailer. basically wanting to have the JUNK removed from them without doing any work.

heres the other junk one. http://bn.craigslist.org/zip/3998019161.html

WOW t pieces of crap for one low price lol. no trailers of course.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Is there anyone willing to donate landfill fees to that guy,, along with the work of cutting it up and getting it there? If so I have a bridge for sale...
 
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