Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

vegasphotoman

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

another joker, though Im sure this would make for a cool project boat....its just the usual MOTOR is worth $XXX alone comment got me...

.... http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/boa/1398980425.html
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23ft.cuddy cabin/hard top apollo for sale - $1100

Needs simple trans work and new canvas, a little TLC and someone who knows boats. Motor in new condition!. Will trade for small fishing boat and motor in good condition. 190HP/V8/Volvo motor is worth $ 1750.00 alone! I hold clean title. $1,100/obo. Call Mike @ 702-917-7343
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Why not rip out the motor and sell it for $1750!!! then Joker?

probably ALSO needs $4k in work
:eek: OMC Stringer outdrive and all new wood stringers / transom and new wood under the deck etc etc etc WHAT A STEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look OLD TIRES worth another $400 bucks OOOOHHH AHHHHH! custom stamped metal rims!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!
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adamjr

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

This is not a boat ad. While speaking of Best of CL I looked at it hear on the Chicago CL and this one popped up from Baltimore. While reading it aloud to my wife she nearly had to request the posters services as I nearly asphixiated (S?) myself from laughing too hard to breathe.

Without further adeaux:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1282199193.html

Originally Posted: Tue, 21 Jul 20:56 EDT

Body Dumping Location Available

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Date: 2009-07-21, 8:56PM EDT

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Don�t stuff grandma in the freezer!

By now you�ve probably heard about the Glen Burnie family that stored their 83-year-old grandmother�s dead body in a freezer: http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/anne-arundel/bal-md.ar.freezer15jul15,0,168200.story. It turns out that no law was broken.

Yep, dumping a body is legal around here. Health care workers and other professionals are required to report deaths, but ordinary citizens are not. And, apparently, no state law prohibits the burial or storage of a body on private property.

I�m a laid-off Baltimore-area homeowner. After ten months of unemployment, and the future looking even more grim, I�m willing to consider allowing my backyard to be used for body dumping. Call it private burial if you prefer.

I could probably take a half-dozen bodies without arousing the attention of neighbors. It wouldn�t hurt to have one under the garden too.

Me: A discreet Baltimore County homeowner with a half-acre of easily tillable property on a quiet dead-end street.

You: An individual (not a health care worker or other professional required to report a death!) with the awkward inconvenience of disposing of a deceased relative, friend, colleague or acquaintance.

You must provide your own trash bags, tarp, quicklime, shovel, etc. I might be available to hold a flashlight, but I won�t do any heavy lifting.

Accidental deaths or natural causes only. I�m not going to get involved in any shenanigans with Omar wannabes. I will not be a participant in, or an accessory to, any sort of crime.

This is a limited time offer! Act now before the state legislature changes the law! If and when the law changes (measures failed 10 years ago, after the 1999 incident), you�ll be grandfathered, literally and figuratively.

Price is negotiable. Serious inquiries only.

For more info: http://welcometobaltimorehon.com/?p=338


Location: Baltimore County
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HappierWet

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Here's another ripoff artist

21 FT boat trailer for sale, Boat free - $500 (Scranton Area)

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Date: 2009-09-29, 11:09PM EDT
Reply to: sale-hsf3v-1399110500@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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21 Foot boat for free, trailer $500.00. Boat needs engine work and interior work. Boat does not run but the hull is solid. It's for free to a handyman who doesn't mind a little work. The trailer is in good shape and is for sale for $500.00. They must go together.......Please call with any ? 570-479-9157


Location: Scranton Area
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I LOVE the part where they must go together.:D:D:rolleyes:
 
nitsuj

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

RWilson2526 said:
http://newjersey.craigslist.org/boa/1403330189.html

last week he had it for $32K+ - dropped his price. Sure is a nice presentation though.
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Wow. That's a smoking deal! Just needs an interior, and exterior overhaul, 2 new outboard motors, probably all new electronics from sitting in the elements. A putty knife to scrap off the mold, algae and moss and she'll be a beauty. It was a $60,000 boat new after all.
 
lakelover

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Might be a real peach for somebody.....how can you go wrong for 600?

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GLASSTRON SPEED BOAT - $600 (CORINTH, NY)
Date: 2009-10-06, 12:00AM EDT


1978 GLASSTRON SPEED BOAT WITH TRAILER. ABOUT 18' LONG. HAS A 305 CHEVY MOTOR IN IT, NEEDS SOME MECHANIC WORK, DOESNT RUN. HAVE HAD IT UP TO 68 MPH, BUT WASNT ON A BIG ENOUGH BODY OF WATER TO SEE WHAT IT REALLY HAD. WE DONT HAVE A GARAGE OR THE TIME TO WORK ON IT. IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TLC. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PAINT OR THE FIBERGLASS, IT IS STILL IN GREAT SHAPE. IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, PLEASE EMAIL OR CALL 518-654-2430 AND ASK FOR DAN.

SALE PENDING!!!

http://albany.craigslist.org/boa/1408399456.html

This is good too..."minor pitting"?--"Good shape"?:eek:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1966...at_Parts_Accessories_Gear?hash=item25568ce8f9
 
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erikpn

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

"cosmetically burned" for 2000 dollars, how can you resist this deal!

Great project boat for crafty person. If your handy with fiberglass this is the boat for you. The hull is in great condition. I believe the boat is an early 90's-40th anniversary Limited edition.

The trailer should be worth this price.


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HappierWet

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

WellCraft Boat FOR SALE - MAKE OFFER - $1000 (Cresco, Pa)

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Date: 2009-10-14, 1:48PM EDT
Reply to: see below

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FOR SALE -19 FOOT - * WELLCRAFT BOAT - BOW RIDER, * 1986 - * WINTERIZED - RUNS, * VOLVO 2.4 ENGINE/MOTOR. TRAILER INCLUDED, * WINDOWS INTACT, WITH NO CRACKS.* NEEDS TO BE CLEANED UP SOME, GREAT DEAL!!!!!!!!!
* BUY NOW & BE READY FOR THE SPRING SEASON! ASKING $1,000 OR BEST OFFER , AVAILABLE ASAP. WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS WHEN YOU CALL THAT YOU MAY HAVE.
PLEASE CALL TO SEE & MAKE OFFER 570-242-4931 ASK FOR CHARLIE OR PAULANNE.


***** PLEASE NOTE KEROSENE HEATER IS NOT INCLUDED....


Location: Cresco, Pa
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With the kerosene heater....Maybe it ready for winter. Or it's a candidate for "cosmetically Burned":rolleyes:
 
QC

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I always wonder why I should give a sheep what you paid for it . . . :confused:
 
allpoints360

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Agreed! It's practically insulting to even read it.

But CL is free to morons, too.
 
Bart Sr.

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I want to go look at it so I can offer $500. Just to see the reaction.:D

Can you say "Instigator"????;)
 
Huron Angler

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://lansing.craigslist.org/boa/1433284355.html

1984 Renken
includes dual axle trailer
260 HP
I/O
Aft Cabin
Galley
Enclosed Head


Boat is well worth 2500. Paint job alone cost me 3500. It needs some TLC and to be put back together.
It ran ~5 years ago when I worked on it last.
I have everything except the time and patient to get it back together. Boat is located in the Lansing area but the outdrive and other parts in the Detoit area.

Alot can change in 5 years LOL
 

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skargo

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Yeah, "moter" ran last time in water...when was that, 1972? At least it looks like he pulled the leg out of the mud in his yard, the trailer appears to be sinking.
At least the price is next to nothing.

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/boa/1402594375.html
13 FT BOAT MUST - $250

THIS NOT A BAD BOAT NEEDS SOME TLC CARPET AN SEATS MOTER RAN GREAT LAST TIME IN WATER WAS FLUSHED OUT BEFORE PUT IN GRAGE CALL JOE 443-677-1182

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special_kaye

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

skargo said:
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/boa/1402594375.html
13 FT BOAT MUST - $250

THIS NOT A BAD BOAT NEEDS SOME TLC CARPET AN SEATS MOTER RAN GREAT LAST TIME IN WATER WAS FLUSHED OUT BEFORE PUT IN GRAGE CALL JOE 443-677-1182
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Hmmm, I don't think this boat has even seen a GRAGE before, let alone a real garage. If it was in a garage, somebody better call the Wizard of Oz because a tornado took it away.
 
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