Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

[TilliamWe]

Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Have a banjo your not using? Willing to trade it? Get a boat!
1978 harvey dory boat

So his asking price is $3800? That's insane, of course. But what are vintage banjos worth that he would take one on trade? (He didn't say a partial trade, either! )

 

[NYBo]

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77 checkmate trimate It looks nice, but that speedo has to be broken.

A light enough boat with the right prop, etc. could run at that speed. But not this one, I don't think.

 

[GA_Boater]

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Here we go . . . the "my 3.0 will run over 50" crowd is gonna swoop down. Run!!

SWOOP!! I've had the boat in my sig up to 75.with a Merc 500*





* On the Interstate, on a downhill straight until I realized how fast those little 8" tires were spinning. LOL.

 

[tomhath]

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So his asking price is $3800? That's insane, of course. But what are vintage banjos worth that he would take one on trade? (He didn't say a partial trade, either! )

A good banjo could easily be worth over $3800, but he won't get one worth that amount for that boat. Heck, my barber said he turned down $5000 for his - and he can't even play it!

Kind of a cool looking boat - but transom, motor, and trailer probably need more than a little TLC.

 

[jbcurt00]

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Hey, I think his brother has a boat for sale too.... :tsk:

I think they're both

Good news for those of you that 'missed out' last time.... Same lousy ebay ad, same bad photo.....

And for you procrastinators: Congrats, no end date. Plenty of time to really think about it before you buy

BTW: I heard that Tillman, my minions will be stopping by hone:

 

[3rdtimesthecharm]

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Looks like Deliverance country.Hence the need for the banjo

Have a banjo your not using? Willing to trade it? Get a boat!
1978 harvey dory boat

 

[coolbri70]

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[h=2]BASS BOAT IN KIT FORM - $500 (Martinsburg WV):[/h] BUILD YOUR OWN BASS BOAT: Dynatrak EBBTIDE 160 BASS BOAT (SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.) 16 fT. fiberglass boat has been completely disassembled for restoration.

its still available, reduced to $350:lol:

 

[Toddavid]

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As long as the current engine goes exactly the same speed as the old one, you can keep your punctuation.

20 ft Boat engine very clean Everything Perfect

 

[64osby]

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Starcraft Boat with Oakley Trailer

[h=2]Starcraft Boat with Oakley Trailer - $800 No title for trailer or boat.[/h]
What a great deal, especially with an incomplete bow-ectomy.

 

[jbcurt00]

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As long as the current engine goes exactly the same speed as the old one, you can keep your punctuation.

20 ft Boat engine very clean Everything Perfect

Who'd clean the head, but not the rest of the deck, for a sales ad, even if it's a CL ad :facepalm:

 

[tinkerguy70]

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As long as the current engine goes exactly the same speed as the old one, you can keep your punctuation.

20 ft Boat engine very clean Everything Perfect

So they took out an inline six and replaced it with a 470 Mercruiser? Interesting.......

 

[GA_Boater]

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Starcraft Boat with Oakley Trailer - $800 No title for trailer or boat.[/h]
What a great deal, especially with an incomplete bow-ectomy.

MMM, the first Oakley trailer I've ever seen. I wonder why.. It looks shot anyway.

 

[jbcurt00]

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MMM, the first Oakley trailer I've ever seen. I wonder why.. It looks shot anyway.

NOT an Oakley trailer, GA

1990's sunglass ad

 

[TilliamWe]

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A good banjo...

Isn't that an oxymoron?

 

[sutor623]

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Boat, motor, and trailer project

 

[sutor623]

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150 MERCURY

Because the choke is irreplaceable. Morons.

 

[QC]

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I am just happy that we have moron(s) and oxymoron within three posts

 

[64osby]

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I am just happy that we have moron(s) and oxymoron within three posts

ound:ound:

 

[TilliamWe]

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150 MERCURY

Because the choke is irreplaceable. Morons.

Too funny!

 

[Alwhite00]

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So they took out an inline six and replaced it with a 470 Mercruiser? Interesting.......

I wonder how the six fit in there? There is only 2" in front of the engine to the deck with the four in it.

LK