Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

MTboatguy

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

NetDoc said:
How could you possibly pass this up???

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http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/chl/boa/2973841166.html

24 foot pontoon boat with 85 hp force boat needs a little TLC . Would make a great family boat trailer is in good shape.

Make offer no lowball
Trades welcome
Atvs, 4x4 trucks , Buggys
Let me know what you have

looking to trade
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Make no lowball?

This boat is certainly not worth a highball, no wonder there are so many rotten boats out there!

YIKES
 
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billdewberry

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There it is the boat I have been looking for. all these ears of saving cereal box tops now I can afford this TITANIC
 
sutor623

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64osby said:
Northern Ky has been annexed by Cincinnati.
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Gotcha, that makes sense. It is a bit closer than I thought. I hate how many towns in VA are annexed into one major city. SO annoying!
 
Aquaman-PSD

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HOLD ON ONE SECOND NOW! let it be known...... yes I live in northen KY, about 20 miles from the river... BUT I am in no way shape or form from Cincinnati! It is simply the closest big city to where I live and the best resource to find funny craigslist ads.... or bad drivers... sorry ohioians!!! IMHO you should need a passport to cross from Ohio to "the promise land" also known as KY! obviously i'm exageating but there is a muddy brown line serating the fast pace hectic north and the beautiful laid back living of the south! and that line is called the Ohio River! let the can of worms floww openly!
 
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bob johnson

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Aquaman-PSD said:
I'm a little confused... is this a as for a boat or an escort service?

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/boa/3014604136.html
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if it was from Northern Ky it would be for a boat, but since its from cincinnati, its for an escort service!!!!
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whats that song...a man from KY sure is lucky.....

KY ians built the river to seperate the two places!!! ha ha ha

but man would i hate to boat in a chocolate river all the time!


bob
 
Aquaman-PSD

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

yea expecially in a white bottom boat!:( not to mention it smells lovely.

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jbcurt00

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Well, isn't this awfully nice. He won't sell the overpowered OB w/ the boat because he doesn't want anyone to get hurt. Well, ya know, except himself, his friends & his family since he's been using it this way....... 50MPH ya say, w/ more let in it, w/ the 55hp Evinrude.... Planes w/ a 10hp ya say.... 7mph w/ a 40lb thrust trolling motor ya say.......All new transom, deck & carpet....

110 miles on the boat last year, were these freeway miles or around town miles? What was your gas mileage:confused:????

And a 'free' included fire extinguisher, plus the anchor, gee how can I resist the urge to purchase this rig.....

Wow, this gem is a deal fellas:facepalm:

Ad:
i have a nice 14ft glastron skiflite boat,,very stable boat in the water,,also has forward controls,,4 new seats,,,new floor and grey carpet,,it is rated for 45hp max,,i had a 55hp evinrude on it and shut it down at 50mph and had more throttle to go,,,the whole transom is also new with 2x8 treated wood,,,i will not sell the motor with cause it was way to fast and dont want anyone to get hurt,,it will plane good with a 10hp motor also or get 7mph with a 40lb troller,,has a nice tilt trailer with new tires last season,,pulls very good also,,sticker still good till 2013,,,i put 110 miles on this boat last year alone so it is a very good boat,,can pull a tube with a 15hp also,,,,,will include fire ext,,,and anchor call me up at 419-545-XXXX
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Nice seat pedestals:
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http://mansfield.craigslist.org/boa/3013354855.html


Have a great week....
 
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"...our rope got stuck in the Impaler. Took the boat to a mechanic and had the rope removed. Now the boat won't accelerate properly. Not sure what it is. I don't know a lot about boats so this may be a simple fix for someone who knows how to fix them."

No thanks.
 
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Ad:
[h=1]Free Boat and Trailer. Columbus Motor Speedway Trailer Race Special[/h]
Boat and trailer free for the taking. Thats right FREE! Any Trailer Race racers out there or if you know one spread the word. Just come and get it. The boat and trailer are both in rough condition. I would like to see them used in the trailer races that are held at Columbus Motor Speedway because it seems like a fitting end for these things. There is no title for the boat or trailer. The JACKA__ that I bought them from gave me paperwork that he said there will be no problems with from the previous owner who died. And there lies the problem. As stated before the paperwork is in a dead guys name. After contacting the JACKA__ several times who sold me the boat, who also claimes to be a personal friend of the dead guys family, I cannot get a title. The JACKA__ will not return my money and the BMVand Watercraft Division say the paperwork I have is no good. Unless you can raise the dead forget about a title. So I have a worthless boat and trailer that have now sat around long eniough to be junk. Except for one thing TRAILER RACING. If interested CONTACT JEFF 614-3XX-XXXX THANKS FOR LOOKING

http://columbus.craigslist.org/boa/3024428758.html

I think the owner is a friend of Jasoutside's:facepalm:
 
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