Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

ARTIZAN

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How many errors can you find in this ad?

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2791389792.html
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1989 tek cabin cruzer - $2500 (riverside / delanco)
Date: 2012-01-09, 3:14PM EST
cabin in good shape, floor may need some work. trailer good.

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I like how the windshield dips in the middle... Yeah, I would say the floor may need some work allright. lol
 

jasoutside

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I saw those the other day, classic`s right?

Terry posted those up a while back. I can't imagine why they haven't sold yet, weird. He even says to "look at pictures".

:rolleyes::facepalm:

I see you are from the naw;)
 

Home Cookin'

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State spelling champion selling boat:

"small dingey no tittle must sell asap used last sumer no leaks 75 cash"
 

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most humble ad so far this year:

boat trailer, motor and boat - $600 (Virginia Beach (Lago Mar))

My son and his friends bought this (open bow, 17 ft) boat hoping to fix it up and take it out fishing. It sounded like a good idea at the time. Getting 3 boys together to work on a project is not an easy thing. They did take it out a couple of times, but I think it is time to let someone else have fun with it. Not sure that the boat is really worth a whole lot, but it comes with the trailer and Johnson 25hp motor. The motor is an older one, but I have been told by a boat person that these Johnson's motors are work horses and can be worked on easily. So if you want a fixer upper boat, a boat trailer, and a motor, this is the deal for you! Think about it, do the fish really care what your boat looks like?

(the pictures are of a basic 17' bow rider. the motor, if it runs, is worth it--looks like a mid-1970's)
 

greenbush future

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ha , i wonder if the anti-hunters will start an, anti -fence campaign.

i agree with the poster. i see boats like that for $1.5K all the time

bob

Here in Michigan we have a serious overpopulation of deer, and the fancy house folks have these fences around and deer get caught all the time. They (anti's) tried to forced many owners to change the fence styles to aviod this mess or risk something, not sure what. Personally I would get the filet knife out and make dinner!
 

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Perfect ^^^^ :) Did you see it started at $7500 :facepalm:
 

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How many errors can you find in this ad?

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/boa/2791389792.html
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1989 tek cabin cruzer - $2500 (riverside / delanco)
Date: 2012-01-09, 3:14PM EST
cabin in good shape, floor may need some work. trailer good.

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Maybe he considers the Ski storage locker the cabin.It could be a proto-type of the mid-cabin boat.
 

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I don't even know where to begin with this one? Anyone got $6 mil laying around???

http://ocala.craigslist.org/boa/2796851894.html

I don't get it. If he's selling all of them, a CL ad like that isn't going to cut it. An auction is the best way to move that much junk. I'm hoping that's his phone no., not the price
 

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I love that cattle boat with 7 outboats. That has to be a joke. I think he's just storing them there. ???
 
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