Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wrongsyde

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

QC said:
And to complete this hijack
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Sorry, I'm bad about that. Haven't found anything to make my own threads so I just troll around here looking for ways to pad my post count. =) Cool article on McC tho!
 
Wrongsyde

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

I looked... Rangers are pretty. But if you're asking a quarter million for a boat, might you also wish to give a bit of description or even some photos??? Maybe even a way to tell whether you're selling a Ranger sailboat or a Ranger Tug Yacht? :confused:

Yes, the below posted is the ENTIRE ad. http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/2376963206.html

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Ranger29 - $240000 (Seattle, WA)
Date: 2011-05-12, 10:02AM PDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

Ranger29, with trailer, generator and many extras
 
Wrongsyde

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Maybe could be worth it if all five motors and trailer were in mint condition? But that would be an interesting conversation with the kid. :)

http://spokane.craigslist.org/boa/2375469362.html

5 boat motors and a boat and trailer - $2500 (hillyard)
Date: 2011-05-11, 1:22PM PDT
Reply to: sale-fqejj-2375469362@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have 5 boat motors one boat and the boat is on its trailer the boat is gutted do to weather rot 16ft alum with 80hp motor currently mounted. The motors are 40hp evinrude dont know if it runs 30hp elgin dont know if it runs a 7.5hp sears motor that does run a 4.5 ted williams basicly the exact same as the sears motor that does run and the 80hp thats on the boat that i dont know if it runs how ever all should run they did when my grandpa last used them all i recived them all in his passing and am leaving in 8 months for boot camp and would like to just get the stuff out of my moms yard however im not selling for stupid cheap because of that ill just keep the stuff and wait till i get back and work on it. call 509-XXX-XXXX for ?S my name is XXXX i would sell everything for around 2500 package deal for individual pricing call i have some pictures of the motors and the boat but missing the ted william motor picture and a good picture of the 80hp thats on the back of the boat thanks for looking. would consider trades pistols jewlery hunting stuff 4 wheelers 4x4 ford dodge or chevy preatty much boy toys let me know what ya got and a picture to my phone or email.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

Wrongsyde said:
would consider trades pistols jewlery hunting stuff 4 wheelers 4x4 ford dodge or chevy preatty much boy toys let me know what ya got and a picture to my phone or email.
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Does that mean he'd take inflatable dolls???
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

...So he wants to get rid of all these motors and a boat because "would like to just get the stuff out of my moms yard." HOWEVER, he wouldn't mind leaving her with a 4-wheeler or pickup truck until he gets out of the service.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

CaptOchs said:
...So he wants to get rid of all these motors and a boat because "would like to just get the stuff out of my moms yard." HOWEVER, he wouldn't mind leaving her with a 4-wheeler or pickup truck until he gets out of the service.
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Yard ornament exchange
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

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And to complete this hijack: McCulloch
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Have some of their chain saws , leaf blowers , 100ci 4cyl 2stroke drone engines not
surprising they made O/B's , Go Cart Engines
 

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cracker_barge

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

" Great tree hull boat, $500 this week only. If not sold by then Im keeping it." ( I assumed he meant Tri Hull) when i got there, no sh!t. There was a small clump of trees/weeds growing in the deck
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/boa/2384241058.html

89 maxum with 50 hp force - $600 (marcellus)

runs just fine needs some work mice got ahold of the pading on the edges....the middle of the floor is soft the top half where u put ur skis...i just put a piece of wood over it other then that boat is firm..trailer is good shape..may need new crank handle on winch....i have no paper work on this got it on a trade for a tree job where the peopel couldnt pay...just needs to be taken to the sheriffs office to be cleared..sorry no pics just go take a look also it 16'


What a deal, no title, needs winch, mouse chewed, doesn't say what the motor is and great advice on how to fix the soft floor.
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://battlecreek.craigslist.org/boa/2382546270.html
nice boat (girlfriend will burn it soon) - $800 (south bc)

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Date: 2011-05-15, 2:10PM EDT
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I got this boat and my girlfriend hates it! It has to be sold soon or else she's gonna burn it. Itcan be seen at my friends house on the corner of burnham and roe streets. Asking 800 firm
please call or text 269 986 0523


Maybe he needs a new girlfriend
 
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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

http://longisland.craigslist.org/boa/2385346145.html



17' Bowrider w/88 spl evinrude - $650


1987 Starcraft seats 7 with running 1988 Evinrude 88SPL and 1987 Shorlander trailer. Have paperwork for all. Trailer needs lights, some gauges don't work, steering ram is stuck, horn needs replacing, some soft spots on deck, seats ripped. very slow leak into bilge, salt build-up in water jacket (needs flush out). All else fine, needs TLC.



With everything that he admits is wrong, what could possibly be fine with it?
 
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bigriver79

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Re: Funny "TLC needed" boat ads on Craigslist.

You would be suprised how many people spell trailer, trailor. At least 25% of the ads, but this is Mississippi were talking about.
 
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