Re: Any Frank Zappa Fans?
Hey Pat Campbell,<br /><br />These lyrics are for you...<br /><br />In the dark<br />Where all the fevers grow<br />Under the water<br />Where the shark bubbles blow<br />In the mornin'<br />By yer radio<br />Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya<br />You ain't got no friends . . .<br />An' all the others: they hate ya<br />Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm?<br />Well, lemme straighten you out<br />About a place I know . . .<br />(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people,<br />It's right aroun' the corner!)<br />Out through the night<br />An' the whispering breezes<br />To the place where they keep <br />The Imaginary Diseases,<br />Out through the night<br />An' the whispering breezes<br />To the place where they keep<br />The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . .<br /><br />This has to be the disease for you<br />Now scientists call this disease<br />Bromidrosis<br />But us regular folks<br />Who might wear tennis shoes<br />Or an occasional python boot<br />Know this exquisite little inconvenience<br />By the name of:<br />STINK FOOT<br />Y'know, my python boot is too tight<br />I couldn't get it off last night<br />A week went by, an' now it's July<br />I finally got it off<br />An' my girl-friend cry<br />"You got STINK FOOT!<br />STINK FOOT, darlin'<br />Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!<br />STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',<br />Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"<br />Here Fido . . . Fido . . .<br />C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers<br />"Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump)<br />Heh heh heh . . . sick . . .<br /><br />Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over<br />An' he looked me straight in the eye<br />An' you know what he said?<br />Once upon a time<br />Somebody say to me<br />(This is a dog talkin' now)<br />What is your Conceptual Continuity?<br />Well, I told him right then<br />(Fido said)<br />It should be easy to see<br />The crux of the biscuit<br />Is the Apostrophe(')<br />Well, you know<br />The man who was talkin' to the dog<br />Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in desbelief)<br />"You can't say that!"<br />He said:<br />"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T!<br />I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!<br />IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T<br />'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .<br />IT COULDN'T!"<br />He told me NO NO NO!<br />I told him YES YES YES!<br />I said: "I do it all the time . . .<br />Ain't this boogie a mess!"<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT <br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />(POO-DLE . . . )<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />( . . . BITES)<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />(POO-DLE . . . )<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />( . . . BITES)<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />(POO-DLE . . . )<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />( . . . BITES)<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />(POO-DLE . . . )<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />( . . . BITES)<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES<br />THE POODLE CHEWS IT<br />THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES