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  1. Tyme2fish

    26th Anniversary

    Today is my 26th year with the girl of my dreams. Yesterday was my 57th birthday. I always say I got married the day after I was born! Now,with this site I have to learn everything all over again. When I do that, I start to lose birthdates of children, grandchildren ,phone numbers etc...
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    I've solved some problems

    I think I have this situation all figured out!! <br /> <br />And it's a win win situation. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take all the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans , and then put the Florida alligators into the border moat! <br /> <br />Any other problems you would...
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    C and P of Illegal Immigration

    One Way to Look at It... <br /><br />"Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country <br />protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of <br />illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the U.S. might <br />protect its own borders, might...
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    My closet is shrinking my clothes.

    I had to buy a new suit today for my son's wedding in two weeks. Why does a closet shrink a guy's suit when it's been hanging there for 10 years?<br />The pants of the old suit fit fine, but the jacket has really shrunk around my chest!!
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    Commode water "Knock"

    I installed a new fill valve several months ago and have had a problem with "knocking" ever since.<br />My old unit was the arm with float ball on the end.The new unit has the "riser" on the fill valve. I also installed a new "flapper" <br />I put dye in the tank and there does not appear to be...
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    Water Leaks

    I've got several problems with water leaks.<br />My hot tub leaks.<br />My pool leaks.<br />My septic holds too much water and is full.<br />My bladder can't hold water either.<br /><br />What should hold water doesn't, and what shouldn't does.
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    Windows XP won't load.

    My son's computer won't load his OS of WindowsXP.I tried starting it in SAFE MODE, DEBUG MODE, ETC. All that happens is an endless loop of Windows XP loading page. It then goes to Dell Page ( his computer) and back to windows loading etc. It's a lesson on how to keep a redneck busy.<br />I also...
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    I'm gone till Sunday

    Bye y'all. Heading to Lake Barkley tomorrow for a week of chasing crappie.<br />Copius amounts of adult beverages will be consumed throughout the week.(After we're off the water).
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    Zapped Again!!

    Dang. I thaught that the subject of Laundry Blues was OK for the board. If anyone could be offended be that, well OK I can't argue, but Jeeeeze Louise I thaught it was humourous but not vulgar.<br />My Bad I guess.
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    Independent Contractor and Taxes

    My son was just hired as an "independent contractor" in a sales field.<br />As such, where can we look or what advice can you give as to keeping records of expenses and what is deductible as to job expenses.<br />I am completely ignorant on this subject as I've always been a W-2 employee with no...
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    I need help on my taxes.

    It's time for Tyme to pay his taxes. I seem to have fallen a little short on money. <br />It would be a great help to me if each registered iboats member (71278) would each donate $1.00 towards my tax bill. That comes to $71,278.00 from potential donors. Thanks for the help!!! :D :D
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    Scrappers jokes

    Scrapper, I enjoy your jokes as do a lot of other members here.However seeing your "register date" you might want to do a "search" to see how recently your "new " joke was posted.<br />Now, I don't want to slow you down any, but just check to see when your joke was recently posted. :D ;)
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    Argh.. Win xp crash

    How can I do a "restore" to fonts,screen saver,etc, from a crash? <br />When I tried a restore date it wouldn't allow me to go back up even a 1 day.Instead, I had to "recover" and that did not bring me back to a "good" date I thought that was a feature on Win xp
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    Best Blonde Joke Ever??

    POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br /> <br /> A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. <br /> <br /> The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. <br /> <br /> Unfazed, the blonde...
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    500th Post

    It took me over 3 years to get to 200 and here I am at 500 since 10/05/05 when I posted the 200th. Only been zapped twice. Hope I'm not now considered a lurker.<br />Thanks to all iboat members for answers,questions,jokes,and advice.<br /><br />PS Went sauger fishing this morning and caught some...
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    Any advice on E-Bay?

    I just signed up on E-bay. Want to purchase an item. So far I am the winning bidder. I have yet to sign up for Paypal but have seen thru a search on iboats that I should probably have a separate checking/credit card account for this purpose.<br /><br />What advise and warnings can you give a...
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    Do NOT Call me a Hillbilly

    Due to the climate of political correctness now<br />pervading America...<br />Kentuckians, Tennesseans<br />and West Virginians will no longer be referred to<br />as "HILLBILLIES."<br /> <br />You must now refer to them as<br />APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.<br /><br />I'm originally from the...
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    The devil goes to Church

    Subject: The Devil<br /><br /> People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.<br /><br /> Soon everyone had...
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    NEW SCAM: BE ALERT

    Subject: Beware NEW SCAM!<br /><br /> <br /><br />According to Snopes.Com, this one is true! Be careful...<br /><br />I was the victim of a new scam that's happening in shopping<br />Mall parking lots. Two young, good looking women come to<br />Your car as you are parking. One begins wiping...
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    Waiting at the Doctor's Office: UPDATE

    Hello to all. I've been out of town on vacation for the past 8 days.<br />The wife informed me that the doctor himself called up the day after my appointment and appologized for the lack of care,concern, and professionalism that was shown by him and his staff. Offered to refer me to someone else...
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