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    Waiting at the Doctor's office

    I work 3rd shift. Had an appointment with a Doctor at 8:30 AM. Showed up at 8:00 AM. Waited in the "big" room till 8:45. No problem yet.<br />I was then escorted into the "little" room at 8:50. OK , that's only 20 minutes late from appointment time.<br />Stayed in the "little" room till 9:50 AM...
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    Technoknewnewgnu

    Nice, very nice. You are definetly more intelligent than you claim to be. I would say you were talking down to the the audience when you indicated that you really new how to spell can't. It was an afront to those of us who know how to spell want. quote from Techno<br /><br />Definetly wrong...
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    Brain Cramps

    BRAIN CRAMPS<br /><br /><br />(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)<br />Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?<br /><br />Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not <br />live forever, because if we were supposed...
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    20 levels of insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They SlowDown. <br /> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. <br />...
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    Peeves that dogs have about humans

    Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans <br />1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!<br /> <br />2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!<br /> <br />3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk...
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    Flat Tarrs

    There was this fellow from East Tennessee who had a flat tire. He pulled off on the side of the road, jumped out of his car, walked down <br />the hillside and picked a bunch of wild flowers, and proceeded to put one bouquet of the flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back...
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    iboats Member is on the cover of Time Magazine

    I am proud and pleased to announce that my name is on the latest issue of Time Magazine.(Tyme Magazine).<br /><br />Y'all might not be able to see it. It's on the little address mailing label on my issue.<br /> :D :D :D <br /><br />edit: corrected spelling of topic
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    Redneck Challange

    Redneck Challenge<br /><br />We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and we challenge any so-called smart Yankee to<br />take this exam:<br /><br />1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.<br /><br /><br...
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    New cell Phone::: ARRRRGH

    Excuse me if my typing skills are slightly amiss but as a friend once told me: "I'm in the first stages of compsumption" That means the alcohol in my blood stream at the time I type this is confusing my manual dexterity.<br /><br />That being stated,I had to purchase a new cell phone today. The...
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    %%$#@) Stoplights!!!

    On may way home from work this Sunday morning I had to stop at every single stoplight in town.<br /><br />Why can't the city planners or traffic engineers set these #&%* lights to at least be synchronized so you can at least go the speed limit and hit them on green? Or have the main street flash...
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    Marcus Vick opts for the NFL Draft

    Let's bet on the over/under here. How many years will he last in the pros before he does something stupid.<br /><br />Me: First year and out.
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    Motorguide Model FW-FB 71Lb thrust-24volt

    Is there a method to "tighten" the foot control on this model? I wander across the water like a drunken sailor.<br />The foot control seems to be too "loose." If I take my foot off the foot control or fail to apply the correct pressure the prop will spin the shaft any which direction.<br /><br...
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    Marcus Vick dismissed from Va. Tech

    RICHMOND, Va. -- Virginia Tech quarterback Marcus Vick was dismissed from the team yesterday, the result of numerous legal transgressions and his unsportsmanlike conduct in Monday's Gator Bowl game against the University of Louisville. <br /><br />Virginia Tech President Charles Steger announced...
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    The results are in: No name change

    A whopping 27 members voted and I will follow the majority rule. 67% to 39% to keep Tyme2fish.<br />39% voted Who Cares!!
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    Should I change my name?

    I've been Tyme2fish for almost 4 years here at I-Boats. Should I change my name?
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    Fried Crappie for Supper

    Just fried a mess of crappie for dinner. Dipped in a milk/egg bath, coated with 10,000 Lakes Seasoned fish coating and deep fried in peanut oil.<br />Side dishes of pork and beans and some fried tators with onions.<br />Yeh, a lot of fried stuff but we only do that once in a while. Sure was good...
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    Where do you store Ketchup?

    We have always kept our opened Ketchup bottle in the fridge. Why? There's nothing on the label that states "Refridgeorate after opening".
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    Maurice Clarett: Will he ever grow up.

    COLUMBUS, Ohio (Jan. 3) - Maurice Clarett would've been a senior at Ohio State this season had he stayed with the Buckeyes, likely a key member of a team that just won its third Fiesta Bowl in four years.<br /><br />Instead of joining the day-after celebration with teammates Tuesday, Clarett was...
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    Poetry Contest

    The National Poetry Contest had come down to 2 semi-finalists....a Yale graduate and a redneck from Tennessee. They were given a word, then allowed 2 minutes to study and come up with a poem that contained the word.<br /><br />The word they were given was "Timbuktu"<br /><br />First to recite...
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    Negative paternity test

    My french friend. Phillip (pronounced Phileep) just got the results back that he is not the father of a woman that sued him as being so.<br /> <br />He started singing, Phileep's not a dad, Phileep's not a dad.<br /><br /> :D :D
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