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  1. LadyFish

    Vincent Van Gogh's Family Tree

    His dizzy aunt ---------------------------------Verti Gogh<br />The brother who ate prunes ------------------- Gotta Gogh<br />The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop n Gogh<br />The grandfather from Yugoslavia -------------- U Gogh<br />The brother who bleached his clothes white...
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    Lessons in Life

    A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front<br />of him.<br />When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that...
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    Better move to Texas if you are not already here!

    TEXAS<br /> <br />Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848).<br /><br />We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry wins president over Bush. We'll miss you too.<br /><br...
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    Your Favorite Hunting/Camping Grub

    We did this last year and its was fun. Since we have quite a few new members in DC I would like to know what you guys cook for a crowd at your hunting camps or when you just go camping. You know that big pot of stuff everyone rants and raves about.<br /><br />Please don't leave out important...
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    You might be from Louisiana IF...

    You might be from Louisiana IF... 1. You've ever worn shorts at Christmas time.<br /><br />2. You pronounce Lafayette as "Laffy-ette" not "La-fy-ette."<br /><br />3. You learned to drive a boat before you could drive a car.<br /><br />4. You know the meaning of "Delcambre Reeboks."<br />(That...
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    "Lexus LS450"

    "Lexus LS450" It seems a woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he...
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    Total Lunar Eclipse Wed. Night

    Total Lunar Eclipse Wed. Night Earthlings are about to be treated to a total lunar eclipse. Between 10:23 and 11:45 pm EDT, the moon will resemble a glowing pumpkin. <br /> <br /><br />The last chance to see a total lunar eclipse for more than two years comes Wednesday evening for most...
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    Weekly Q&A 10/10-10/16

    1. Do you heat your home with gas, electric or other?<br />2. What's your favorite kind of bread?<br />3. Do you use butter or margarine?<br />4. Does your town have a fall celebration?<br />5. Describe your favorite baseball cap.<br />6. What's your favorite James Bond movie?<br />7. What's...
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    The History of Car Logos

    I'll bet you didn't know the BMW logo is a stylized propeller. Read on and be enlightened.<br /><br /> The History of Car Logos
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    Happy Anniversary Mr. LadyFish

    Happy Anniversary Sweetheart! <br /><br />28 years of marital bliss..........and we never had a fight.
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    Good Ole Country Wisdom

    1. Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.<br /><br />2, Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.<br /><br />3. Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.<br /><br />4. Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.<br /><br />5...
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    How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

    Instructions on how to clean your toilet<br /><br /> 1. Put both lids of<br />the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.<br /><br />2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.<br /><br />3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the...
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    North and South

    The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses. <br />The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. <br />The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails. <br />The North has double last names, The South has double first names. <br />The North has Ted...
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    What's Black 'n Blue and Red All Over?

    ME.<br /><br />Yesterday, we decided to voyage out into the deep blue sea with our boat. This is the first time we've gone offshore with her. Our boat is only 21'9" with a single outboard so we waited until the weather was near perfect and our friend who is a boat captain could go with us and...
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    Weekly Q&A 9/19-9/25

    Since I missed last weeks Q&A, I thought I'd get a jump start on this weeks. I reduced the number of questions since these are a little more difficult.<br /><br />Complete the following sentences.<br /><br />1. If I regret one thing in my life its……………<br /><br />2. If I could do one thing to...
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    Dear Tech Support:

    Dear Tech Support:<br /><br />Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that<br />the new program began unexpected child<br />processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.<br />In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now<br...
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    Wal Mart Wine

    Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is<br /><br />teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.<br /> <br /><br />While...
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    Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.

    10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."<br /><br />9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent to me ."<br /><br />8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."<br /><br />7. "I wasn't...
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    "IVAN The Terrible"

    Another monster hurricane will hit the U.S. sometime next week.<br /><br />May of us that live on the Gulf Coast have been watching this storm with anticipation due to its strength.<br /><br />Right now its a category 5 with sustained winds of 160 mph and gusts to 195. Central pressure is 921...
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    I Fell From a Hazelnut Tree

    Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology. <br /> <br />Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree<br />Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree<br />Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree<br />Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree<br />Feb 04 to Feb 08 -...
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