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  1. LadyFish

    Q&A 1/15-1/22

    1. What was your first job?<br />2. If you could choose your dream job what would it be?<br />3. What was your first car?<br />4. What was your first boat?<br />5. What person had the biggest influence on your life growing up?<br />6. What do you miss most about your childhood?<br />7. Where is...
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    Nature at Work

    Nature at Work There was a young man who was constantly in trouble and could not seem to get his life in order. After his troublemaking finally earned him a little time, he quickly took to religion after spending much time with the chaplain. Vowing himself a changed man, he took upon a life as...
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    A Boater's Blessing

    A Boater's Blessing A Boater's Blessing from Yesterday:<br /><br />May there always be water under your boat,<br />May she always be seaworthy, ever afloat,<br />May the bilge pump be certain to work night and day,<br />May the compass and charts always show the safe way,<br />May you find...
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    Things you won't hear a true fisherman say........

    -"Wow, I've never caught a fish that big!"<br />-"Hey! Lets take our wives fishing!"<br />-"KeltonKrew's truck can't get through that!"<br />-"Let's go shopping, fishing can wait."<br />-"Nate, those hip boots make your butt look big and they don't match your belt!"<br />-"Hey, we don't need to...
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    Christmas with Louise

    I just received this from a friend. This article was submitted to the 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinner....it won first prize. I think it's priceless.<br /><br />"As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of ***** hose over his fireplace before...
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    Cowboy Humor

    A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.<br /><br />He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it...
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    The Wife That Just won't Shut Up

    This may be another oldie-but goodie...<br /><br />A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, ...perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."<br /><br />Not looking up...
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    Weekly Q&A - 1/2-1/8/2005

    1. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you? <br />2. What was the funniest thing either you or one of your kids has done?<br />3. Describe three things you like about yourself. <br />4. What is the best thing about your life right now? <br />5. If you had to choose between...
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    Happy New Year Y'all!!!

    Happy New Year's my Aussie friends. It's just <br />after midnight is Sidney, Australia, the fireworks<br />were awesome.<br /> <br /><br />Let me be the first to wish the rest of you a <br />happy and prosperous New Year. This last year has <br />been one of joy and moments of laughter...
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    New Year's Customs and Traditions

    In Spain they eat 12 grapes as the clock strikes midnight (one each time the clock chimes) on New Year's Eve.<br /><br />In Japan some people eat long noodles to to wish for a long life.<br /><br />In Brazil people go to the beach to jump seven waves and throw flowers in the sea while making a...
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    Things my mother taught me

    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.<br /><br />"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.."<br /><br />2. My mother taught me RELIGION.<br /><br />"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."<br /><br />3. My mother taught me about TIME...
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    Special Christmas Recipes to Share

    Since a member asked me for this recipe I thought I'd start a thread for everyone else to share a few too.<br /><br />I cook without recipes for the most part. So I did my best to try and put together this one, please feel free to ask questions about it.<br /><br /><br />Ingredients:<br /><br...
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    Christmas songs for psychos

    In keeping with the season...<br /><br />Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:<br /><br />SCHIZOPHRENIA:<br />Do you Hear What I Hear?<br /><br />MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:<br />We Three Queens Disoriented Are<br /><br />DEMENTIA:<br />I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas<br...
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    You might be a redneck if.......

    If you have ever been shooting squirrels in your sister’s front yard and fell out of a lawn chair and shot yourself!!!<br /><br /><br />December 12, 2004 11:53 PM<br />Man hurt in Grimes shooting accident<br /><br />By BRETT NAUMAN<br />Eagle Staff Writer<br /><br />A Pasadena man was recovering...
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    Bubba Claus Is Coming to Town

    A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please read the following carefully.<br />I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve the southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract...
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    Pension Check Stolen (funny)

    There was this chap who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.<br /><br />One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "Oh boy, better open this one and see what it's all about."<br /><br />So...
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    Man of the Year Awards

    Here are photos of the finalists of this year's Man of the Year awards. :rolleyes: <br /><br />I guess good women are hard to find these days.
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    HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

    1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, <br />leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.<br /><br />2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt...
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    Taking Christ out of Christmas

    It seems that many of us are once again feeling the pressure to take Christ out of Christmas.<br /><br />Despite what the ACLU, the media, employers and some local government would have you believe, Christians do have rights regarding this issue.<br /><br />WHAT ARE THE LEGAL RULES REGARDING...
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    Priceless Grandparent Stories

    1. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into <br />old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she <br />heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience<br />grew <br />thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed...
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