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  1. LadyFish

    Grilling and Smoking Season

    Well it's that time of year again when we fire up the grills and smokers and incinerate food and call it BBQ.<br /><br />What are your favorite recipes?
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    One Potato, Two Potato....

    Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.<br /><br />When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting...
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    They'll know better than to mess with me.....

    Someone sent this to me so I thought I'd share.......<br /><br />"I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company starting to erect a pole in front<br /><br />of my house. They were going to position it directly in front of my picture window. No way...
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    DO NOT CALL Registry and Cellphones

    REMINDER......<br /><br />In 31 days, cell phone numbers are being released to<br />telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls to<br />your cell phones. You will be charged for these calls.<br />Call this number from your cell phone 888-382-1222 or register <br...
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    A pirate walked into a bar

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible".<br /><br />"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine"<br /><br />"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."<br /><br />"Well, we were in a battle and...
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    A caution from a female friend.

    This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and<br />an explanation to those friends and family who have. Most of you have<br />read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he<br />was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an...
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    Breaking News.......

    Italian Jet Fighters Stop Suspcious Plane<br /><br />7 minutes ago<br /> <br />Europe - AP<br /><br /><br />ROME - Two Italian F-16 fighter jets intercepted a suspicious plane heading to Rome's Ciampino airport Friday, hours after the funeral of Pope John Paul II, and escorted it to a local...
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    Happy Birthday efhenry

    I believe you mentioned that today is your birthday<br /> on another thread. Solar Eclipse, Friday, AND your <br />birthday. WEEEEHAAAAA :) <br /> <br /><br />Hope you have a good one!
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    Go getcha some nanners

    Bananas: Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the...
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    The Cowboy and the Trooper

    A cowboy in Texas got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.<br /><br...
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    Putting Life into Perspective

    You need to physically do this in order to grasp it.<br /><br />According to most the average life span is 72 <br />years old.<br /><br />I want you to take a tape rule, open it all the <br />way to 72". Then scroll down the rule and find <br />your age. Now look at the distance between where...
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    Damsel in Distress -Internet Connection Setup Problem

    I had a computer crash and while trying to get everything set back up I'm unable to set up a dial up connection using the wizard. I'm using Windows XP.<br /><br />The modem is working properly and there are no interupt or port conflicts.<br /><br />However, when I use the wizard and try to set...
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    Blonde Chick on a Harley

    Made ya peep. <br /><br />
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    ESP, and reality dreams

    Do you believe in such things? Have you ever had a dream about someone that turned out to reflect something in someone elses life, or has someone ever told you they had a dream about you that showed them something in your life they had no way of knowing.<br /><br />It's happened to me several...
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    How long will you live?

    Take the test.......
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    THE RABBIT

    A man is driving along a highway<br />and sees a rabbit jump out<br />across the middle of the road.<br />He swerves to avoid hitting it,<br />but unfortunately<br />the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.<br /><br />The driver,<br />a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,<br />pulls...
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    Is Oystering Good/Bad for Eco System

    We went fishing yesterday In West Galveston Bay and there must have been 50+ commercial boats oystering. It really stirs up the water and the thought of them scraping the bottom of the bay and removing a good source of food for the fish just dosen't seem like it would be a good thing.<br /><br...
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    Definition of a BBQ

    Definition of a BBQ It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man <br /> volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion: <br /><br /> 1) The woman goes to the store.<br /><br /> 2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and...
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    Chocolate Easter Bunnies

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    Getting rid of fleas in the house

    Okay, I got soft hearted when the weather got cold this past winter and let the dog sleep in the house instead of his comfy heated bed in the garage. He's 13 and I thought he needed to be inside.<br /><br />Anyway, all was fine until I put him back outdoors, now we have fleas.<br /><br />I set...
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