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  1. LadyFish

    Stoned Again

    Gotcha! :p <br /><br />Actually, I'm writing this thread to ask about gallstones and gallbladder sugery. I had kidney stones a few months back and now this.<br /><br />I was curious, although I understand that this is more rare in men than women, if you or your spouses have experience...
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    Maggots...coming to a Hospital Near You

    Fri Mar 18, 4:26 PM ET<br />Reuters<br />By Ben Hirschler<br /><br />LONDON (Reuters) - Phyllis Hulme's family and friends were aghast when she told them doctors planned to put maggots on her leg ulcer.<br /><br />"I got some horrified looks. I think they thought: she's old, she doesn't know any...
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    International Sign for Marriage

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    Sensible Observations

    1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-who died<br />peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his<br />car."<br />* Author Unknown<br /><br />2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you<br />get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin...
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    You aren't going to believe this........

    This guy has a website where he is collecting money from people who send money to him via PAYPAL to save the rabbit he has or he will kill the rabbit and eat it. People have actually sent in money so far...$16,000+. I can't believe people are this stupid.<br /><br />This is a scam! I hope this...
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    God Bless You

    I received this in an email and whether fact or fiction, its a great story.<br />----------------------<br /><br />They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-three students filing into the already crowded auditorium. With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as...
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    Choices (C&P)

    John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"<br /><br /> He was a natural motivator.<br /><br /> If an employee was having a...
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    10 Reasons God Created Eve

    10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.<br /><br />9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote.<br /><br />8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore...
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    I hate to gloat but.................

    it's an absolutely gorgeous day in paradise.<br /><br /> <br /><br />It's supposed to be 80 here the next few days.<br />It sure is nice sleeping with the windows open again. :)
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    Hospitality ~ British style

    An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and<br />explore the city on his own.<br /><br /><br />He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a<br />quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have<br />a pint of Guinness. After...
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    Valentine Dream

    A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"<br /><br />"You'll know tonight." he said.<br /><br />That evening, the man came home with a small package and...
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    So you think you know everything huh....

    Well did you know:<br /><br />A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.<br /><br />A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.<br /><br />A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. !<br /><br />A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.<br /><br />A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.<br /><br />A...
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    A man walks into a bar...

    There was once a man who was in a bar, terribly drunk. The bartender noticed this, and when he asked for another beer, the bartender politely told him that he was too drunk to be served another drink. The man leaves.<br /><br />He walks in the side door and asks the bartender for a beer. A...
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    MARDI GRAS! Galveston

    Each year, more than half a million people gather in the streets of Galveston Island to participate in the largest Mardi Gras celebration in Texas. For 12 days and 11 nights the island is electrified by the sounds of live music, spectacular parades, elaborate masked balls, and flamboyant...
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    Church Kiosks

    The church up the road from us changes its message<br />each week. Some of them are pretty comical. Todays<br />message:<br /><br />"I saw that!"<br /><br />GOD<br /><br />Do any of you have any good ones to add?
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    Donald Trump's Dog

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    Good or Bad iboaters?

    One day God was looking down on iboats and saw<br />all of the rascally behavior that was going on.<br /><br />He decided to send an angel down to iboats to<br />check it out.<br /><br />So he called one of His angels (Mod 1) and sent <br />him to DC for a time. When he returned, he told <br...
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    Little Tim’s fish

    Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole <br />when his neighbor peered over the fence. <br />Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was <br />up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tim?"<br /><br />"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, <br />without looking up. "And...
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    How old do you act?

    After doing FISHKPR's age gauge and becoming depressed I needed a lift. Well I got one, says I act much younger than I actually am. <br /><br />Take the quiz................
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    Happy Birthday Gonfishn !

    <br /><br />......AND MANY MORE.<br /><br />Have a great day !!!
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