Your worst pick up line used

[metalwizard]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

I would so use this one...

A guy walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman..
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
'What's so special about it?'
The guy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'

The guy smiles, taps his watch and says,
'Bloody thing's an hour fast again!'

 

[Biged007]

Re: Your worst pick up line used

Love it Wizard but did ya hear the next chapter.
Same pub about a week later this time the lady happens to be tending bar. This time it's an older gent, he orders a shot and a pint. Downing the shot finishes the pint some time passes looking at his pocket watch and orders another.

This happens for the 3rd time each with a glance of the watch in between. The lady smiles and says okay I'll bite Timing our Drinks tonight are ya lad? Oh no lass ya see this here happens to be a picture of me wife and when the old bat starts to look good it's time to be getting home