SpinnerBait_Nut
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Re: "Why Rednecks are not Paramedics"
STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION FORM<br /><br /><br />Name: ______________ (last)<br /><br /><br />FirstPlease tick appropriate box)<br /><br />Billy-Bob [ ]<br />Billy-Joe [ ]<br />Billy-Ray [ ]<br />Billy-Sue [ ]<br />Billy-Mae [ ]<br />Billy-Jack [ ]<br /><br /><br />Shoe size: ______ (left) ________ (right)<br /><br /><br />Occupation:<br /><br />Farmer [ ]<br />Mechanic [ ]<br />Hair Dresser [ ]<br />Unemployed [ ]<br /><br /><br />Relationship with spouse:<br /><br />sister [ ]<br />brother [ ]<br />aunt [ ]<br />uncle [ ]<br />cousin [ ]<br />mother [ ]<br />father [ ]<br />son [ ]<br />daughter [ ]<br />pet [ ]<br /><br /><br />Education: 1 2 3 4 (tick highest grade completed)<br /><br /><br />Do you own [ ] or rent [ ] your mobile home?<br /><br /><br />___ total number of vehicles you own<br />___ number of vehicles that still crank<br />___ number of vehicles in front yard<br />___ number of vehicles in back yard<br />___ number of vehicles on cement blocks<br /><br /><br />Firearms you own and where you keep them:<br /><br />truck [ ]<br />bedroom [ ]<br />bathroom [ ]<br />kitchen [ ]<br />shed [ ]<br /><br /><br />Model and year of pick-up: __________194__<br /><br /><br />Do you have a gun rack? [ ]yes [ ]no. (If no, please explain)<br /><br /><br />___ number of times you've seen Elvis<br />___ number of times you've seen a UFO<br />___ number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO<br /><br /><br />How often do you bathe:<br /><br />weekly [ ]<br />monthly [ ]<br />N/A [ ]<br /><br /><br />Colour of teeth:<br /><br />yellow [ ]<br />brownish-yellow [ ]<br />brown [ ]<br />black [ ]<br />N/A [ ]<br /><br /><br />How far is your home from a paved road:<br /><br />1-5 miles [ ]<br />5-10 miles [ ]<br />don't know [ ]
STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION FORM<br /><br /><br />Name: ______________ (last)<br /><br /><br />FirstPlease tick appropriate box)<br /><br />Billy-Bob [ ]<br />Billy-Joe [ ]<br />Billy-Ray [ ]<br />Billy-Sue [ ]<br />Billy-Mae [ ]<br />Billy-Jack [ ]<br /><br /><br />Shoe size: ______ (left) ________ (right)<br /><br /><br />Occupation:<br /><br />Farmer [ ]<br />Mechanic [ ]<br />Hair Dresser [ ]<br />Unemployed [ ]<br /><br /><br />Relationship with spouse:<br /><br />sister [ ]<br />brother [ ]<br />aunt [ ]<br />uncle [ ]<br />cousin [ ]<br />mother [ ]<br />father [ ]<br />son [ ]<br />daughter [ ]<br />pet [ ]<br /><br /><br />Education: 1 2 3 4 (tick highest grade completed)<br /><br /><br />Do you own [ ] or rent [ ] your mobile home?<br /><br /><br />___ total number of vehicles you own<br />___ number of vehicles that still crank<br />___ number of vehicles in front yard<br />___ number of vehicles in back yard<br />___ number of vehicles on cement blocks<br /><br /><br />Firearms you own and where you keep them:<br /><br />truck [ ]<br />bedroom [ ]<br />bathroom [ ]<br />kitchen [ ]<br />shed [ ]<br /><br /><br />Model and year of pick-up: __________194__<br /><br /><br />Do you have a gun rack? [ ]yes [ ]no. (If no, please explain)<br /><br /><br />___ number of times you've seen Elvis<br />___ number of times you've seen a UFO<br />___ number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO<br /><br /><br />How often do you bathe:<br /><br />weekly [ ]<br />monthly [ ]<br />N/A [ ]<br /><br /><br />Colour of teeth:<br /><br />yellow [ ]<br />brownish-yellow [ ]<br />brown [ ]<br />black [ ]<br />N/A [ ]<br /><br /><br />How far is your home from a paved road:<br /><br />1-5 miles [ ]<br />5-10 miles [ ]<br />don't know [ ]